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I probably have no right posting a NSV right now, since I realize my weightloss is primarily a factor of dehydration, but it's a funny story...

First, 3 weeks ago I weighed 340 lbs and had a 54" waist. I now weigh 301 lbs and I was looking for some pants to wear to go to my son's indoor soccer game...

... and I found a 50x30 pair of jeans I'd never worn. I put them on, and they fit! Then I grabbed a 3x shirt (which is *almost* biggish on me) and put it on, and I looked really good =)

I said to my wife "Man, I think I could go downtown tonight and get laid in this!" (Jokingly, of course.) She replied, "You could, honey, except for your belly."

I stared at her, mouth agape, and she said "NO NO NO NO NO! I meant because of your incisions!!!!!!"

Classic...

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LOL... is THAT all you guys ever think about???

Clothes fitting's are always a great NSV! Glad to see youve perked up.

Now, ONLY good things from here on, ok?

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With thoughts like that I know you are healing up! ;)

=) Yeah, when things were really bad, there was like a 20 minute period when sex never even crossed my mind. No wonder I was depressed.

Seriously though, I just had another 6 ounces of tea. I feel SO much better than I did yesterday. I really appreciate everyone's support... I really needed it.

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Wow... 20 minutes is an awfully long time... you really did feel bad! Glad you are up to par again!

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Wow Jonathon, that is tooo funny! She was trying to be cute and sounds like she was!! LoL...seriously though, that's a great NSV congrats and keep it up! Get rid of all the gas and keep drinking the Water and tea and jeezzzz you'll drop even more weight!

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No its not...a good example was today... we thought about football...
Hmm... I remember seeing some girls in short skirts dancing on a green field... almost as if they were cheering about something... Was there a football game too??

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