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I'm soooooo bored...

I was just thinking how at this time of year, I am on the site all day long (only during work hours, of course). Why you might ask?? Well cause I love ya guys..and because it is really slow here at work.. Nothing is going on.. It is so quiet I can't stand it.

Share some of your favorite jokes, tell me a funny story.. I am dying of boredom.. Please, I'm begging... help.gif

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It's really slow at my job too, and I always have this board up.:ranger:

A couple of years ago my daughter who was 18 at the time was watching something on tv about Michael Jackson....and says...

"Michael Jackson used to be black??? OMG I didn't know that!"

Kids say the darndest things:rolleyes, she makes me so proud somedays:rolleyes:

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It's really slow at my job too, and I always have this board up.:ranger:

A couple of years ago my daughter who was 18 at the time was watching something on tv about Michael Jackson....and says...

"Michael Jackson used to be black??? OMG I didn't know that!"

Kids say the darndest things:rolleyes, she makes me so proud somedays:rolleyes:

My kids saw one of my old vinyl records and wanted to know where I got the Big CD....

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I have something to do now...going thru my old emails for funnies....

Blonde

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over Breakfast. They

hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the

snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating Breakfast again, the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your

car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get

through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the power goes out.

Norman's wif e is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,

"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park

on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to

blondes exhibit, Norman says .. Why don't "you just leave it in the garage

this time?" :)

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