Pre-op suppository and SHORT ARMS!

[divaofsongs 42]

I had my pre-op appointment yesterday and will be having surgery at 12:30 P.M. today. The doctor gave me a suppository laxative to be inserted at 8:00 P.M. last night. Now I can reach back there, but unfortunately my arms are too short to get the suppository in far enough so I had to commission my DH to help me put it in and it was NOT CUTE! I just have to share the story because it is so funny.......so here's the situation:

We are in a hotel room, directly across from the elevator. I assume the position for my dh to insert the suppository, he snaps on the rubber glove with authority, verbally declares himself "Dr. Big Daddy" and he starts putting it in. Unfortunately, half of it broke off so we have to go for round 2 which is where the fiasco begins!

Now he is getting really frustrated and starts raising his voice issuing the following commands that seemed to echo throughout the room: "Hold your butt cheeks apart so I can get it all in. Stop squeezing your butt cheeks together, everytime I get it in, it keeps sliding out. Come on baby, I need you to relax so I can get it, stop tightening up." (Come on, that is an exit only area for me and I am not used to having something shoved up my rear so naturally I am tense.)

Then, he inserts it in as far as it will go,:omg: and he has long fingers! So now I yell at him.... "Ow, you put it in too far, that hurts." He yells back, "Well, your squeezing your butt cheeks too tight and I had to shove it in deep to make sure it stays!"

I can now hear people laughing in the hallway, remember our room is directly across from the elevator. Can you imagine what the people at the elevator must have been thinking?????? I know they heard us because I could hear them laughing. Well needless to say, I started cracking up and of course the darned thing didn't stay in!

Now the worst part is, he has to do this with the anti-nausea suppositories for the next week! At this rate, I may forget all about the pain in my incisions because I am being sodomized every 8 hours by suppositories from Dr. Big Daddy.

Just thought I would share that disgusting and funny story. I will be leaving for surgery in a few hours. I will let everyone know when I am back at the hotel.

[beachbum0519 0]

LMAO!!! I just wanted to let you know that I totally needed to hear something funny this morning. I am having finals in school today and I'm pretty nervous about them but after reading your story I am ALOT better! LOLOLOLOLOL

Thank you so much for sharing that and I wish you the best of luck in your surgery today!! Hopefully, I'll be getting mine in January! Thanks again for the great laugh!!

[coolcrystal 1]

Does everybody have to use those supossitories?? OUCH. LOL

[Daisalana 33]

ROFLMAO!!! Oh man!!! That is too too too funny!!!!

I don't think I could bring myself to suppositories! I had to drink a bottle of magnesium citrate the night before surgery (in a hotel also).. my DH (DF at the time), and my mom & g'ma came.. mom & g'ma had their own room, and I was so afraid I'd be loud and noisy with the poos, I asked DH to stay in their hotel room till I was 'done'. Ended up not being as eventful as I thought, but I would just die if I had to get him to put a suppository up there.

Thanks for the story, that was too much!

[Leena 108]

I didn't have to do any of that pre-op. Post-op my dr gave me oral anti-nausea meds and they worked just fine.

As for short arms. Post-op I was really swollen and unable to wipe with my short arms. DH was such a saint and ended up with a new watch since he put up with me.

Have fun!

[Ang1982 4]

Eek, I hope I dont have to do those! I had my tonsils out in November and for day 3-5 (the most painful days) on top of the regular painkillers they gave me they also gave me some suppository painkillers. Well needless to say I put my big girl panties on, sucked it up and dealt with the pain cuz there was NO WAY I (or the bf) would be stickin it up there.

[baby ruth 1]

ROFLMAO!!

I'm mean..If I had been at that elevator, I would have knocked on the door really hard and said something (brilliant, i would hope). Thanks for the laugh, sorry for your ordeal.

[taismommy 0]

I was having the worse day and I read this post all i can say is THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry that you had to go through all that but THANK YOU! RFLMAO

[steph_co 9]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....now that's true love right there! LMFAO!! hahaha

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

Mona...

When you get home give me a call. I don't want to call you because I don't want to wake you up. Between your sleep schedule due to your job and just having had surgery I don't want to call and bug you.

[divaofsongs 42]

I left you a private message with my hotel number.

[Iluvcarbs 0]

Dang girl! I got lucky. I just had to wear a little patch behind my ear for anti-nausea. :whoo:But I stayed at my mom's for 2 weeks after surgery. She did have to wipe my butt. Thank God for Moms!:clap2:

[divaofsongs 42]

Dang girl! I got lucky. I just had to wear a little patch behind my ear for anti-nausea. :whoo:But I stayed at my mom's for 2 weeks after surgery. She did have to wipe my butt. Thank God for Moms!:clap2:

I got the patch for nausea also, it was the Dolculax suppository pre-op that got me, LOL. If I need the anti-nausea after the patch wears off on Sunday then I guess I will have to ask Dr. Big Daddy to sodomize me again.:heh:

[DonHoll1 0]

That was so.....funny. I wish i had been at the elevator. sure am glad I went to Mexico. My Doc. did not do any of that stuff. Donna

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

That was so.....funny. I wish i had been at the elevator. sure am glad I went to Mexico. My Doc. did not do any of that stuff. Donna

Ditto. Seems as though it's a much easier process in Mexico vs. the US.