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By Creekimp13, March 23, 2021 in Rants & Raves

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Posted March 23, 2021

"NEVER trust a fart.....for a few weeks anyway 🙂" -Neensyb

Just read this on another thread seeking advice for someone about to have surgery....and had to repost it here to rave about it.

Made me laugh, and man, was it true! I'd forgotten the *ahem* sharts.

Thanks Neensyb, for nearly putting coffee out my nose this morning.

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Posted March 23, 2021

Funny and true! LMAO

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