Depressed breasts

[Ellisa 6]

This is tooooooo funny. <br /> <br /> My old gals look at the floor no matter what size. Ya think it might be an age thing? No problem, I just got me one of them rawhide bras. They are wonderful. What you never heard of a Rawhide bra? You know "Head 'em up and move 'em out!" Okay so only the +50 crowd will get it.<br /> <br /> Today my DH went for his DOT physical (he's a truck driver). He said the nurse was very large breasted. He said she took a hold of his hand and shoved it up near her arm pit to take his BP. It was 178/75. She took it 3 times. She said it was just too high on the top number. He's never had high blood pressure and has lost 135 lbs since being banded 2 years ago. When the doctor came in he was puzzled too so he retook it. It was only 105/78. The only thing they could figure is the breast on his arm raised it! Good thing I'm not the jealous sort eh?<br /> <br /> I'm not worried about the girls. They can only lose so much, proportionaly they aren't that large. But my "booty" is another matter. I expect to have mud flaps when I get to a decent weight!

[bandster_1007 1]

oh my lord...mud flaps......that is the funniest description.

age contributing to the depression (of the girls)...well, i'm 25. so, wth am i going to look like when i'm 60. i'll need to wrap up in saran wrap and duct tape every day.