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So to make along story short there is some sort of Virus out there and My company is totally shut down, making light of it but i have always lived by three principals.

1. Carpie Diem

2. Work Hard - Play Harder - Stay Ha#$

3. Do not do anything unethical, immortal, or illegal. Now the immoral thing i go by my rules!

4. You can always make more! Never let money drive your life!

So with all this bully poop virus things all my staff is at home, PANICKING! no clue why since i fur lowed them all to unemployment, and have told them this is my ship and we are going down together! They all have prepaid debit cards that will be filled with there payroll till this ends! So i have a gut feeling #4 is going to come and bite me in the rear end. But these are good people and they have been with me along time - Heck i have 31 kids on my payroll from there parents. No way i am running like a Bit#$ for the woods! We go down together.

But I drink and this is a issue especially with these times. So i had to focus on something else besides this place and talking about how you all are hungry, I weigh myself to much, and farting and gas issues.

For 11 years ago my x wife decorated the offices and picked the furniture - Never liked it to start so i am going ape poopy crazy! Just tossed everyone's desk except mine, Have painters in here painting and doing cool air brushing, ordered new furniture from the Amazon God and doing some way out wack stuff! Luck i have a great decorator named Miss Google images so duplicating it. Always hated the lighting so ripping every Freakin light out of here and going led cool white! Nice thing is most of the computers scanners and printers are at my staffs house. Hired my landscaper to rip out the sticks and **** grass and make it look fun and good. Even have a window guy coming to put new blinds up. Just to mess with them all i moved them around to new offices - Only i am in the same office. Added digital frames of there families pics, which i have from all the years of bday and parties. Plus my son is a software engineer and just raped social media.

so out with the old and in with the new! You can stay busy during this and be productive. FYI for those of you who know WInston my WLS mentor he is getting a custom built bed off a wall below the window. So find something to do that makes you feel satisfied. Not food

Just havin fun and you all stay safe and ride this out

Aj

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AJ, what is your business? I bet you would be a fun boss!

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@AJ Tylo Carpe Diem! Seize the Day!
That was the name of our annual one year in middle school so I’ve always loved those words!

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You definitely have the right attitude!!

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12 hours ago, Lynda486 said:

AJ, what is your business? I bet you would be a fun boss!

I own a Home Service Company in Naples Florida. Home of the mega Mansions, I inspect new sales of homes, and then maintain them while they are away. These are mega rich people with a 10 million dollar average cost of there home, a million in cars in the garages, and the yacht out back. I take care of the estates while they are off at there many other homes. Fun job

Like i say all the time! If Peter pan was flying around Naples Florida it would not suprise me! Seen it all with this mega rich people. Ever see a 5500 dollar ice sculpture of a x mas tree for a party? I ordered it.

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That sounds like fun! I would work for you!!

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7 hours ago, Lynda486 said:

That sounds like fun! I would work for you!!

We could ALL go work for him and the business called “AJ and His Formerly Fluffy Friends”😂!

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He could have a group in every state! Too funny!

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@AJ Tylo lots of nice pictures of you on your website.- Dang forgot about those need to update them, Dang that was shortly after surgery and I was still huge! The video cracks me up. Have to be about 325 in that video, Shirt was a little loose a 4x

FYI those were all staged Pics, I have younger inspectors now.

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I want to see, where are the pictures?

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I want to see, where are the pictures?

I googled the name on his avatar slab-2-shingles and google showed lits of nice pictures of AJ.

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www.Slab2shingles.com

Nothing to hide! DANG FLORIDA IS OFFICIALLY ON LOCK DOWN! THIS IS GOING TO SUCK. OH DEAR!

Just emailed him and wanted him to sign my bill? Booty call visits are essential business! One thing about this thread is I have not been to my website since before the surgery I think, Better re-do it kinda boring.

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You guys pick ordering it Friday - Office desks Clean and simple look

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Desk TWO.webp

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