This is gunna sound wrong- please dont ban me!

[LucieJ 0]

Right without being dirty or rude or anything, im not here to cause trouble but my other half asked me a question the other day and we laughed about it but as time has gone on ive been thinking more and more about it and i think its something i really should know but could never ever ask a doctor/surgeon!

Urmmm so here goes- Can you have oral sex with the band, and uno swallow:help:

Yeah maybe this shouldnt be in the food part:rolleyes

Sorry! but we'll its been bugging me:embarassed:

:confused:xXx:confused:

[argon 3]

baahahahahahaha! yes, just remember, like ice cream and milk shakes, it'll go right through the band!

p.s. I think having this in the food section is fabulous. and with a subject like 'don't ban me', you'll get a lot more exposure!

[LucieJ 0]

Well im glad im not the only one who laughed when they first heard the question!:whoo:

Thank-you

I was just worrying cus no one really knows what its made up of, wouldnt want it helping towards erorsion or anything:embarassed:

xXx

[Teresajo 0]

My husband reminds me that I need more Protein.

[LucieJ 0]

So kinda of him ey

[Titslereaux 1]

How dare you. We're all virgins in here.

NOT! Glad you got an answer.

[LucieJ 0]

HeHe! Me too

Also found this- dontcha love google

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

• Fructose sugar
  
• Water
  
• Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C)
  
• Citric acid
  
• Enzymes
  
• Protein
  
• Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
  
• Zinc

Woopwoo Protein and Vitamin C :whoo:

xXx

[Jachut 487]

Nobody really knows. Its safer not to have oral sex just to be sure..... Well not to give anyway!

[phyllisc 0]

I would tell hubby that you can't, sounds like a perfect excuse to me!!! I can think of a million other ways to get Protein and Vitamin C. Just remember, it won't be on your clear liquid diet.< /p>

[lindata 1]

One teaspoon? That's it? Are you sure?!! hahaha

[pippinje 0]

This thread may help.

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f7/warning-adult-content-xxx-please-dont-look-if-youre-easily-offended-19458/

[LucieJ 0]

Thanks for the replies Everyones been great

[twiggyinhiding 0]

you mean i am not the only one with a hubby offering them "protein meds" for anything... pain, flu, nausea, headache lol ... you made me laugh and i needed that..thanks!! banded nov 28th...i need a ticker thingy...

[*susan* 1,709]

Hmmm, I got up to do a load of laundry and hubby sat here and read this thread. First, he says he knows it has to be way more than a teaspoon. Secondly, he wants to know if I have got all my Protein in today. :faint:

[footballmom104 0]

My husband reminds me that I need more Protein.

Sounds like something my husband would say!