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darcyjae

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darcyjae    106

darcyjae
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This might belong under the Non-Scale victories thread, but it felt like it warranted a thread, because I didn't see it anywhere else, here.

Are you familiar with the Death Clock? http://www.deathclock.com/

It's morbid and obviously a bit tongue-in-cheek, but the site "calculates" your approximate "death day" based on attitude, weight, and smoking status. I did mine a few years back and it gave me a date of December 25, 2061. I did it again today and I'm happy to report I've bought myself another 8 years with surgery! New "date of death" is January 2, 2069.

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Uomograsso    364

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Woo Hoo take that Death! 😁

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JRT Mom    919

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I added 10 years to my life by reducing my BMI from 37 to 31. If I get it low enough, I'll start aging in reverse!

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summerset    5,265

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25 minutes ago, JRT Mom said:

If I get it low enough, I'll start aging in reverse!

Wouldn't that be cool? 🤣

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Lynda486    784

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Well, I have until 2064, boy will I be old!

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Uomograsso    364

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1 hour ago, JRT Mom said:

I added 10 years to my life by reducing my BMI from 37 to 31. If I get it low enough, I'll start aging in reverse!

Ever see the movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"? Check it out if you haven't. Maybe you will wind up like him. 😉

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AJ Tylo    1,399

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Creepy I am done in 13 years but i smoke so that is a big one there -

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JRT Mom    919

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59 minutes ago, Uomograsso said:

Ever see the movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"? Check it out if you haven't. Maybe you will wind up like him. 😉

As much as I love Brad Pitt, I certainly don't want to look like him...

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Orchids&Dragons    9,047

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Well, it said I'll live to be 97. I have serious doubts. They didn't take my driving into account. 🙄

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chayarg    402

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Aug 20 2099 that means 79 more years WTH!!!

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FluffyChix    17,415

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Ha! November 30, 2041. Figures...I probably choke on leftover turkey or some gawdawful thing like that! #snort

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Brenttx    111

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Ha, mine said I should have died a year and half ago! Ironically that is around the date I started researching my options and discovered this thing called "Gastric Sleeve" that I had never even heard of before August of 2018 which is when it said I should have expired. Now it gives my until September 2048. I'd say that's a huge improvement for what it's worth! Instead of dying at 43 I should make it to 73. Yes!!!

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