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Heather Mills: Drink Rat's Milk save the Earth!



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meat and dairy and chopping down trees in order to breed livestock was seriously damaging the environment and she suggested there were more eco-friendly alternatives to using cow's milk.

"Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?" she asked.

The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet.

but its nothing that cannot be solved by a few pints of rats milk a day!!!

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Milk's milk I guess :faint:

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why cant i ever find that "im gunna hurl" smilie when i need it?

:puke:There ya go.

I am sure I can get my daily Calcium from a thimble of rat's milk.

What a douche bag.

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ok, I certainly respect anyone's choice to be a vegiarian or vegan. Iwish I had the disciple to do it, but I love meat to much. I have heard it healthier and all that. But the crap about eating meat causes global warming is too much. Get a life.

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I dated a vegan, and had a vegetarian friend turned vegan, and all I can say is - that's some amazing willpower. I knew what a vegan was when I started dating that guy, but I had no clue how many foods contain some type of animal product - things you would never even think about until you have to.

I could be one of those "vegetarians" who only eat white meat and fish. :)

For that matter, let's leave the animals alone alltogether and just look toward our lactating women to provide the nation's milk supply.

NOW where's the pukey smile... RIGHT HERE! :phone:

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I want to see a video clip of someone milking a rat!

What has Heather Mills been smoking? You'd think with all of the money she stole (I mean "earned" by her marriage to Sir Paul) that she could afford to get professional help for her mental health issues.

How many zillions of rats would have to be bred, caged, and imprisoned to produce enough milk to meet the current consumer demand? Don't you think PETA would be all over that operation? Geez!

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I want to see a video clip of someone milking a rat!

Would that be anything like milking a cat like in Meet the Parents.

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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As for milking rats, we would have to use child labour. Their titties are very, very small. Too small for adult hands.

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