Constipated? It May Be All In Your Head!

[FluffyChix 17,415]

Just read this today from one of my favorite head docs! Mind officially blown. I will be trying to gargle several times a day now!

Here's the LINK!

[GradyCat 3,695]

That's freaky! 🙂

[FluffyChix 17,415]

3 minutes ago, GradyCat said:

That's freaky! 🙂

IKR?!!! I think we should all give it a 1-2 week test run and report results here! Who's game?

[MrsGamgee 756]

I totally get this! Like many, immediately after surgery I was badly constipated. In fact I didn't even pass gas until day 4. It felt like my insides had forgotten how to work. It was almost like I had to teach myself how to fart again, working intentionally to get my muscles to relax. I wish I had read about the gargling thing beforehand. [emoji4]

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[GreenTealael 25,430]

Soooo let me get this straight:

If I scream, yell, holler and cry like a baby (activating my posterior throat muscles) I can 💩 like one too?!?!?

On it.

[FluffyChix 17,415]

43 minutes ago, GreenTealael said:

Soooo let me get this straight:

If I scream, yell, holler and cry like a baby (activating my posterior throat muscles) I can 💩 like one too?!?!?

On it.

It's cathartic if nothing else...

[ms.sss 15,719]

4 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

I think we should all give it a 1-2 week test run and report results here! Who's game?

I'll gargle, but not sure I want to give up my bi-weekly ClearLax dose...

[elcee 3,341]

Just the title makes the mind boggle. It brings a whole new meaning to calling someone sh$thead!

[FluffyChix 17,415]

19 hours ago, ms.sss said:

I'll gargle, but not sure I want to give up my bi-weekly ClearLax dose...

IKR? No ways am I giving it up. LOL. I'm gargling coffee...just sayin' (with ClearLax and a Colace back). hehe.

[Frustr8 7,886]

Went to ER yesterday, bowel habits have undergone a change, tentative diagnosis ILEITIS, suppose it's gastroenterologist visit next, see what his learned mind thinks should come next. Maybe it's just I need more gargling or a mood-pill since its all in my HEAD, really not. Maybe I should call myself Royal, spending time in the Porcelain Throne Room. LOLCTDW, laughing out loud cause tears don't work!