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I had 2, 2! longi sland iced teas why? it taste like happiness!! and I am completu boofy blistzed!!! and i am good mood, whch is good cause sometimes when I get drunk i grt depopressed and i was singing on the karaioke machine, so about 20 people got to hear my version of Rebels by tom pettty

why am I telling you all this?> cause there are midgets hiidden out side my housq tilting it whenevfer I stand up! so I am bored and drunk I might play some com,puter games or go hunt fown those migdets i dunno.......

after some thpught I have decided that canada shgall henceforth be called 'AMerica Jr."!!!!! and it is good

if you have hell in a handbasket, does that mean you actually have, in your posession, a small universe where everyone instead of getting cream puffs, gets beat the fuck up with hot lava rocks up the pee hole?

i am going to play compoter games now before i say sonthing that makes me go t o teh special hell

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I had 2, 2! longi sland iced teas why? it taste like happiness!! and I am completu boofy blistzed!!! and i am good mood, whch is good cause sometimes when I get drunk i grt depopressed and i was singing on the karaioke machine, so about 20 people got to hear my version of Rebels by tom pettty

why am I telling you all this?> cause there are midgets hiidden out side my housq tilting it whenevfer I stand up! so I am bored and drunk I might play some com,puter games or go hunt fown those migdets i dunno.......

after some thpught I have decided that canada shgall henceforth be called 'AMerica Jr."!!!!! and it is good

if you have hell in a handbasket, does that mean you actually have, in your posession, a small universe where everyone instead of getting cream puffs, gets beat the fuck up with hot lava rocks up the pee hole?

i am going to play compoter games now before i say sonthing that makes me go t o teh special hell

:help: We have been in need of a thread like this for quite a long time now. :faint:

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LOL....that is SO funny. Love this thread!

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