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On 04/07/2019 at 05:38, jenifaoh said:

A lady I follow on ig calls hers Petunia. Like get it together Petunia!
Petunia is too close to what I’d name my vagina 😂. Can’t have two petunias!

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I had a lap band for 9 years and I called her Lola, because what Lola wanted we got to eat, but what she didn't we spit up. But I hope the sleeve is better.

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Thanks for the laugh. I'll never see a petunia the same again!

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We had a Siamese cat that was pretty evil so we named her PITA. Pain in the Ass... maybe you could use this.

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Because of the muttering and strange noises it produces? I was always partial to Spike the ring leader, him and the female one with the slightly crooked lipstick. One of my kids pointed out the resemblance between me and her, told her God or Karma is going to wreak revenge, since that. one already looked like me , Father Time won't do them any favors, they'll grow up into my image and I will snicke behind my hand at them!

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I'm leaning toward calling my pouch Hermione because she's going to be the smart one in this relationship, always pushing me to make better choices and saying 'I told you so'.

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I have 2 names because I have 2 completely different personalities for my stomach. When she is nice I call her Betty when she is upset and just grumpy I call her Beulah the Bitch. And let me tell you Beulah scares me.
my husband will ask me who is with us today . It’s a inside joke when we’re out and about.

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