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59 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

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Oh my gosh, you have spot-on timing. I'm sitting here working and trying to ignore the ginormous mound of laundry that I piled on top of my kitchen table last night to fold (my laundry room is SO small and for some reason I just don't get how 'normal people' simply fold things as they take them out of the dryer..such craziness! LOL).

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6 hours ago, rs said:

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I guess everyone's Granny's button box looked the same!

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I guess everyone's Granny's button box looked the same!
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21 minutes ago, november11 said:

hilarious!!! loved this feed...…………...

Yeah, sometimes you just need a smile!

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When you file your Class Action $ suit against Thin Mints, I might consider one for the "One Size Fits All " people-Big Liars- truth in advertising should say" One Size Fits Some- Another Size Might Fit Others".
One very nice blessing about diminishing My Size- No more Mustard Yellow, Nausea Green and Liver- shaded outfits! In Pastels heading for bright prints and colors! No more Holstein Blotches, I'm Polka-Dotted and Proud! 😝😝🚩

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