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3 hours ago, GreenTealael said:

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I'll bet if that's what was available, Alice would have gotten into a LOT less trouble!

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On 9/21/2019 at 6:04 AM, Orchids&Dragons said:

I'd have to drink all 5 at/after dinner. (Certainly within my capabilities) If I drink early in the day, I get sleepy!

This is where the coffee comes into play!

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Not exactly weight-loss related, but it struck my funny bone hard!

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And laugh at life's ironies- A sense of humor is vital especially when you look at YOU Nude- I am going to have difficulties keeping an lives once he sees me in That Condition- Too Busy Giggling to be Able to Preform! Oh I Am Thinner, yes I Am, but portions of ME look like a balloon that has lost its air! I have increased my activity execuses in the hope of forming and re -forming things but just might be TOO LITTLE- TOO LATE- ah, but I Did THIS for ME and not All my Viewing Public!👈😪👉

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18 hours ago, GreenTealael said:

food for thought...

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They're way deeper than I am! Guess I'm a simple sugar 🤣

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