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On 4/19/2019 at 8:55 PM, Orchids&Dragons said:

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omg i snorted and cried laughing at the hamster....and i am only on page 14 see you all at 1am when i get to the last page!

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And STRESSED is Desserts Alternative Spelling🍰🍨🍡🍜

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Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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18 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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I could handle it all except the coffee!

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4 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

I could handle it all except the coffee!

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

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Probably so, or the author thought it made it sound more like The GOOD LIFE.

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13 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! ;) bahahaha!

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So in the interest of science ONLY, I plugged this into MyFitnessPal. I "may" have found my new "maintenance" diet. *snort* bahahahaaha!

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And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. :) (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

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14 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

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3 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

More carbs in champagne. :)

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1 hour ago, FluffyChix said:

And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. :) (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

I'd have to drink all 5 at/after dinner. (Certainly within my capabilities) If I drink early in the day, I get sleepy!

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No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

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1 minute ago, FluffyChix said:

No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

Phooey!

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