Weight-loss funnies

[Frustr8 7,886]

Making The Turn Right Now!🚧🚘

[GreenTealael 25,474]

10 hours ago, FluffySaysForkIt! said:

I decided to Photoshop us a "Get Real Edition" of Women's Health Magazine. The one you are never going to see on the new stand... To be taken as humor only, of course!

Just sarcasm from a girl on day three of liquids only.

We (politely) demand more of these...😂

[GreenTealael 25,474]

Literally No One: you hungry?

Me:

[FluffyChix 17,418]

[FluffySaysForkIt! 823]

7 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

This one made me pee a little.... Baaa Haaa HAAA!

[Frustr8 7,886]

Did you ever notice we go into Weight Loss as Omnivores- yet all the medical people we consult do their level best to turn us into Herbivores- " Eat Clean, Eat Green and center yourself around salads!" Curious, isn't it?👈😰👉

[voyagerslug 17]

@Frustr8, I actually feel like I had the opposite experience... not that the nutritionist doesn’t say don’t eat greens but mine puts a heavy focus on chicken/fish and the greens kinda fall into place after that. I have very little salads nowadays... mostly focus on some form of steamed veggies :) but meat at every meal, including often at bfast/snack :)

[Frustr8 7,886]

Oh I do love steamed veggies, my late Mama- in- law threw soda in veggies, overcooked them to where they were a jaundiced yellow. Hubby told me he didn't like veggies until I steamed them, and I had to arm-wrestle to even get my share. His favorite got to be broccoli, cauliflower, baby carrots and baby onion, he'd put cheese on his, a touch of butter did me and the kids. just fine.

[sillykitty 10,781]

20 minutes ago, Frustr8 said:

Oh I do love steamed veggies, my late Mama- in- law threw soda in veggies, overcooked them to where they were a jaundiced yellow. Hubby told me he didn't like veggies until I steamed them, and I had to arm-wrestle to even get my share. His favorite got to be broccoli, cauliflower, baby carrots and baby onion, he'd put cheese on his, a touch of butter did me and the kids. just fine.

@Frustr8, will you please consider creating your own thread where you can share your journey? You can then update that thread with your progress, and anything else you wish to share. It will help keep threads such as this one, on topic and relevant to the OP.

[Frustr8 7,886]

Well I had found something I considered cute on this Memorial Day holiday. Perhaps I had better keep it to myself. I had forgot th8s thread turned hateful,

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

1 hour ago, Frustr8 said:

Well I had found something I considered cute on this Memorial Day holiday. Perhaps I had better keep it to myself. I had forgot th8s thread turned hateful,

Frustr8, there is nothing hateful about trying to keep a thread on-topic. If you have a Weight-loss related funny to share, please do.

[FluffySaysForkIt! 823]

I think I am really getting a handle on this liquid diet thing...

Edited May 27, 2019 by FluffySaysForkIt!

[MIZ60 1,291]

Edited May 27, 2019 by MIZ60

[rs 1,473]