Weight-loss funnies

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On 4/19/2019 at 8:55 PM, Orchids&Dragons said:

omg i snorted and cried laughing at the hamster....and i am only on page 14 see you all at 1am when i get to the last page!

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And STRESSED is Desserts Alternative Spelling🍰🍨🍡🍜

[FluffyChix 17,415]

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! bahahaha!

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

18 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! bahahaha!

I could handle it all except the coffee!

[FluffyChix 17,415]

4 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

I could handle it all except the coffee!

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

[Frustr8 7,886]

Probably so, or the author thought it made it sound more like The GOOD LIFE.

[FluffyChix 17,415]

13 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ok, so please note, I do not advocate drinking alcohol after WLS. Bad things happen to good bari peeps, mmmmkay?

Having said that, if you have a lot of stress in your life, this whacked crash diet from the 70's Vogue, sounds compelling on the surface! bahahaha!

So in the interest of science ONLY, I plugged this into MyFitnessPal. I "may" have found my new "maintenance" diet. *snort* bahahahaaha!

And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

Edited September 21, 2019 by FluffyChix

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

14 hours ago, FluffyChix said:

Ha! Right?

Wonder why Chablis? Do you think it was the driest of wines back in the day?

Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

Edited September 21, 2019 by Orchids&Dragons

[FluffyChix 17,415]

3 minutes ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

Maybe? Although my money would be on champagne.

More carbs in champagne.

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

1 hour ago, FluffyChix said:

And in the further interest of science, I may feel compelled to give this a shot next Thursday. (FYI, there are 25.36fl oz in a 750ml bottle of wine. So that's approximately 5 glasses of 5oz each=1glass brekky, 2 glasses lunch, 2 glasses dins). Cheers!

I'd have to drink all 5 at/after dinner. (Certainly within my capabilities) If I drink early in the day, I get sleepy!

[FluffyChix 17,415]

No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

1 minute ago, FluffyChix said:

No I think you have to ration it out so you limit cals and carbs and one shot.

Phooey!

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