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Wow it is So So True! Had someone tell me other day " If I hadn't recognized your voice, I wouldn't have thought it was YOU! Did I get a half- hearted compliment? Still shaking the Old noggin about THAT!

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21 minutes ago, mousecat88 said:

too real. ;(

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Yikes!!!

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Dude must have Ehlers - Danlos is syndrome! I have a mild form but I sure can't do that, mine is being so " double- jointed" I can clap the soles of my feet together. Guess I was the Baby Buggy Star back in 1945- 1946 in Newark Ohio. One nice benefit, and there is always a benefit if one looks hard enough, when I had my babies the fact I could rotate my legs out to the point I could lay them flat on the bed made it easier to deliver, and I was grateful for anything that would get those 9 pound rascals out! I can partially sublux some joints, my son Kevin, the one who has been an angel for 11 and a half years yesterday, he could really take his out and then put them back in place. GID help me, I miss Him so Badly, he would have been proud to see me lose So Much weight, so every pound I lose, I try to do it in. his honor. And if there is a Heaven, as I was taught, maybe he is watching down on ME. And that would be a healing balm to my weeping Mama ❤

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On 07/16/2019 at 07:31, Orchids&Dragons said:



OMgosh, I have definitely been there:








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This is more likely me!

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1 hour ago, Orchids&Dragons said:

OMgosh, I have definitely been there:

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Bahahahahaha! And see? THIS ^^^^ is the exact reason that you NEVER eat from the chocolate fountain at a party! LOL.

(This ain't my first rodeo...LOL!)

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