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2 minutes ago, GreenTealael said:

sounds about right...

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Oh wait! It's the don't eat after 6pm thing. Right? LOL?

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17 hours ago, FluffySaysForkIt! said:

Oh for sure!!! However, if you really wanna go hard core you will shave your legs first, too.

Not that I have done that,

at least not yet.... 😁

Don't forget to clean out that navel lint, too!

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I'll do almost anything to lower my weight down, unlike" meat Loaf", I will do anything and I will do THAT!😜😝😛

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Am behind on laundry this week, so it was slim pickings in the closet this morning and I had to settle on a pair of pants I haven't worn in about a month...granted, they were a little loose back then, but still wearable-ish, and when I put them on this morning, yeah, they were still loose, but it seemed OK to wear (they are a old-school size 8's, i.e., pre-vanity sizing).

They. Just. Fell. Down.

Luckily, no one was around to witness my humiliation, especially since the underwear I'm currently wearing is also about 3 sizes too big for me (like i said, I'm behind on laundry!).

I need to buy new clothes. :wacko:

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😜👈😜👉😜LOLl!

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Yeah I can Relate!

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Ah Fluffy Says Fork It, even the Bible says "This too shall pass" maybe in an unrecognizable form but what comes in after surgery ultimately leaves!

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We've got a thread for inspiration, I wanted to start one to keep us laughing! Feel free to add anything that makes your heart smile!
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