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It's up to Santa's discretion... Ho Ho Ho!!



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I'll take the fifth....

But I did see a movie where this lady had a crush on Santa and they only made love with the guy dressed as Santa.....it was werid....and it was a regular movie, not an X rated.... but for the life of me, I can't remember the name or who's in it, it was a long time ago......

Now Derrick, would you behave? some jokes get you in trouble.... bounce.gifbounce.gifbounce.gifclap2.gifclap2.gifbounce.gifbounce.gifbounce.gifrolleyes.gif

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All in favor of re-instating Santa's right to say "HO HO HO!" and removing Derrick's rights to same said phrase say "Aye!"

Aye! :)

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Just mytwo cents--<br /> If everyone were willing to admit to the pagan roots of Christmas... The fact that the entire holiday season is based on drinking, overeating, and excessive expenditure all in the name of someone that most don't regard as the authority in their lives anyways...... The fact that Santa screams a pseudo-obscenity would be a non- issue and everyone could go on with their lives overspending at the mall and drinking spiked egg-nog while their children open their presents in the name of Jesus....

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I will join you with the "hos" When words get banned like that, it always makes me want to run up and down the street shouting it

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What would "A Christmas Story" be without the wacko Santa screaming "HO, HO, HO!" into Ralphie's little face before shoving him down the slide with his foot? :) Let Santa say whatever he wants!!!

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Santa started saying the ho-word first so I figure he has a right to keep on using it.

I'm with you....but I wonder if Santa knew all along what "ho" meant..... and he was just pretending not to know to get away with it.... Santa maybe evil after all...:)

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I'm with you....but I wonder if Santa knew all along what "ho" meant..... and he was just pretending not to know to get away with it.... Santa maybe evil after all...:fish:

Hah! He may indeed be evil for afterall he does have an unnatural interest in young children. Ho ho ho! :scared:

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Hah! He may indeed be evil for afterall he does have an unnatural interest in young children. Ho ho ho! :scared:

Yes indeed..... I think we're getting to the bottom of this.... :cry he better watch out!:sick

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