Va'JJ

[ELENATION 0]

Would a "chadubi" work for number 2?

Got it from Chelsey Lately Show....

[miztrniceguy 1]

my wife insists that i have a cock and nothing else ! :omg:

It's a Vagina!

And men have a Penis! Not a dinger or a weewee or a peepee or a thingy.

[faithmd 14]

It only makes sense if you have kids...

Nope, not to me. I have always chosen to teach the proper terms for things from the beginning. My mom did the same thing with me.

[pippinje 0]

It only makes sense if you have kids...

My daughter calls it her booty. :cool: Guess it just extends from the back to the front.

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my wife insists that i have a cock and nothing else ! :omg:

I think the most disgusting thing my husbands calls his is "tube steak". Just nasty. :speechles

[Wheetsin 714]

This is really testing the limits of my memory. Growing up I think it was:

Urine = pee or tinkle

Poop = poo

Vagina/whole area = peepee

Penis = penis

There are two things related to this that I remember clearly. One was that my parents always fought to get me to call things by their proper names (their philosophy and mine - just call it the right thing from the beginning and you're one step ahead), but I wouldn't do it because I wanted to call them the same things that all the other kids called them.

Two was that although I called a fart a fart, my grandmother considered that a bad word. When we visited, which was only every few years, she would snap at me if I called it a fart. Around her, I could only call them "putt-putts."

[Wheetsin 714]

I really hate the word "cock." I don't really know why. It's just uncomfortable to me. So is "tit" or "tits." I don't pay much attention to any other euphamism, I just cannot stand those two in particular. I just loathe those words.

[pippinje 0]

I really hate the word "cock." I don't really know why. It's just uncomfortable to me. So is "tit" or "tits." I don't pay much attention to any other euphamism, I just cannot stand those two in particular. I just loathe those words.

Do you prefer "boobs" "ta ta's" or chi chi's"? :cool:

[miztrniceguy 1]

i personally say "dick" mostly, or "Mr. Happy"

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i personally say "dick" mostly, or "Mr. Happy"

Can it always be "happy"? When it's not happy do you revert to "dick"? I don't get naming it. Do women actually name theirs? I heard someone at work call hers a "meow" the other day. :cool:

[miztrniceguy 1]

my wife has Miss Kitty, and sometimetimes Mr Happy is not happy.Hopefully now that i am banded, he will be Mr Happier !

and my wife named them both

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my wife has Miss Kitty, and sometimetimes Mr Happy is not happy.Hopefully now that i am banded, he will be Mr Happier !

and my wife named them both

LMAO. This thread is getting hilarious.

[faithmd 14]

LOL! Yes, it is.

My personal favorite "other name" for the penis is:

Blue veined stomach rummager

Not that I call one that, but I think it's a hilarious other name.

[peaches9 3]

O.k. I've been reading this and now I am jumping in...

I love Va-J-J... thought it was funny on Greys and on Oprah, whoever thought of it first is irrelavant to me.

And I prefer "Ta-ta's", mine being particularity "Beaudatious" as in "a beaudatious set of ta-ta's" (from An Officer and a Gentleman)

now for the male parts.... its your "Johnson" or your "package"

Don't you gals all look at the 'package' when you are checking out guys????

C'ammon

[ingyrob 1]

Originall posted by faithmd

My personal favorite "other name" for the penis is:

Blue veined stomach rummager

What about the one eyed bed snake? LOL