my butt hurts

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Ahh, this would be me, too. Some width but no depth. No junk in da trunk. And a rectangular shape when viewed directly from the rear. I've seen this arse on other people and they have all been Polish men! :heh: I am sure there is a Slav lurking in my Polish Jew genetic background..........

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polish men?????????????

My mom had one too.....

And my oldest daughter is going in the same direction...

THose darn polish men...:tired

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Oh god, that made me snort! :clap2: :heh:

OMG! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing line a crazy person here...!

I once tried a thong and my butt looked so weird... it looked even bigger, let me rephrase that.... it looked WIDER than usual..... that's back when I thought that having a wide butt was the same as having junk in the trunk.... sadly I'm aware it's not the same now... but obviously my butt is not made for a thong....:think

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Thongs are evil torture devices invented by wicked satyrs so people would walk like them with their butts stuck out. lol. J/k

ok so now we know there is the

The No-Butt

The Shelf-Butt

The Wide-Butt

The Bubble-Butt

so what do you call one that the top sticks out like a shelf but flattens on the underside that looks kinda like a triangle??

The Sharp-Butt??

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Thongs are evil torture devices invented by wicked satyrs so people would walk like them with their butts stuck out. lol. J/k

ok so now we know there is the

The No-Butt

The Shelf-Butt

The Wide-Butt

The Bubble-Butt

so what do you call one that the top sticks out like a shelf but flattens on the underside that looks kinda like a triangle??

The Sharp-Butt??

You forgot the "rectangular butt" which refers as a wide AND longish butt...