my butt hurts

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That is great! Me TOO! Now I know what it is called . . . I have a RECTANGULAR butt! :phanvan

You have a point, at least now we have a name for it....!

By the way, my daughter who says that I have a rectangular butt... her name is Lynn too....just made me think when I saw your name...

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well on the good news, you can now say that you belong to the NoAssAtAll tribe...because this totally makes up for having flat butts that either curve in instead of out (me) or have odd geometric shapes!

GOod point....:omg:

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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[DerickM 1]

Photo proof or its not true! :p

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

My ID says it all.

Yep, my butt hurts if I sit too long such as driving a long distance.

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Photo proof or its not true! :p

Do you really want to put yourself through such trauma??????:omg:

[babygrl1234 6]

I always thought my butt would hurt less because there would be less weight on it.....then I lost weight and realized that the lack of padding makes the bootie hurt like a mofo.

[FarmerE 0]

I'm just jealous of you guys. Even when I was in high school and weighed nothing while playing field hockey, etc, I still had a big ol' butt! Now that I'm down 30+ lbs, I see the weight coming off of other areas but I believe I'm still going to have the badonkadonk....Sooo sad.

[SlimTarnishedDiva 1]

I am so sorry. I've had this thing since I was in pampers. It's not as nicely shaped as it was 10 years ago, but I still have my shelf, and cuff...I know that it won't go away, at least I hope NOT!! Oh My...water aerobics is already eating away at my "girls.":think

[Chelle B 0]

Ok so does anyone elses butt freaking hurt all the time now? OMG sometimes I can hardly sit down. someone told me it was because i no longer have the extra padding there..but the thing is in my family my dad has this joke that we belong to an Indian tribe the NoAssAtAlls, because both of us have an almost concove butt..not saying its not wide just flat as a pancake on a hot grill..its just so annoying to me.

Im glad I lost my weight, but COME ON! Ive got to sit every now and then dont I..

Yeah, I definitely identify with this! I am thinking of buying padded panties that lift and shape the heiny!

[tifferoni326 0]

Yeah, I definitely identify with this! I am thinking of buying padded panties that lift and shape the heiny!

O do they make those?! id totally buy some. I would love to have a day when someone looked at my ass for another reason than to wonder if it has any shape other than flat! Id love to have someone just once say..well Ive seen worse!!haha

[munchkin392 1]

OMG! This is the funniest thread ever, I think I almost just wizzed in my panties! (My extra large butt granny panties...)

I hold no hope that my rather large ass will go away with banding as I have always had it, even when I was skinny as a rail.

My best friend refers to her stomach as her "front butt". I like that one too!

[tifferoni326 0]

OMG! This is the funniest thread ever, I think I almost just wizzed in my panties! (My extra large butt granny panties...):)quote]

Well in all my panties, including the ones that fit, they all sag in the butt, so even without the fat sticking out, I can never walk around in my underwear without looking like a kid that pooped in thier pants!! I swear I was changin for karate theother day and pulled up my karate pants, which are tight now that I went down a size and the pants pulled up my underwear to the top of the pants..and I have so much fabric there, I didnt get a wedgie!!! just had a mountain of fabric on top of my pants for everyone tosee until a friend told me...not to everyone, dont wear adult underwear that you bought because it reminds you of something you wore when you were too...pink cupcakes on a 5 year old, cute...on a 22 year old...not quite as cute.

Not to be too personal, but I had a thong once..notice once because I have a thing against torturing myself, but the butt was too big on those...its a sad sad butt-less world I live in...I just pray that one day having no butts will become appreciated..of course, Im still waiting to the Medieval belif that being fat and pale is attractive to come back too!! :)

[anonemouse 1]

OMG! This is the funniest thread ever, I think I almost just wizzed in my panties! (My extra large butt granny panties...):)quote]

Well in all my panties, including the ones that fit, they all sag in the butt, so even without the fat sticking out, I can never walk around in my underwear without looking like a kid that pooped in thier pants!! I swear I was changin for karate theother day and pulled up my karate pants, which are tight now that I went down a size and the pants pulled up my underwear to the top of the pants..and I have so much fabric there, I didnt get a wedgie!!! just had a mountain of fabric on top of my pants for everyone tosee until a friend told me...not to everyone, dont wear adult underwear that you bought because it reminds you of something you wore when you were too...pink cupcakes on a 5 year old, cute...on a 22 year old...not quite as cute.

Not to be too personal, but I had a thong once..notice once because I have a thing against torturing myself, but the butt was too big on those...its a sad sad butt-less world I live in...I just pray that one day having no butts will become appreciated..of course, Im still waiting to the Medieval belif that being fat and pale is attractive to come back too!! :)

Oh god, that made me snort! :clap2: :heh:

[green 6]

Ahh, this would be me, too. Some width but no depth. No junk in da trunk. And a rectangular shape when viewed directly from the rear. I've seen this arse on other people and they have all been Polish men! :heh: I am sure there is a Slav lurking in my Polish Jew genetic background..........