MG1776 275 Posted August 16, 2018 It's been done before, but many new people on here since the last go 'round. I'm at a complete set of Oxford Dictionary, a sperm whale's brain, and a guinea pig all together 1 pound = a Guinea Pig 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts 2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs 3 pounds = an average human brain 4 pounds = an ostrich egg 5 pounds = a Chihuahua 6 pounds = a human’s skin 7.5 pounds = an average newborn 8 pounds = a human head 10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year 11 pounds = an average housecat 12 pounds = a Bald Eagle 15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs 16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain 20 pounds = an automobile tire 23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year 24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream 30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year 33 pounds = a cinder block 36 pounds = a mid-size microwave 40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg 44 pounds = an elephant’s heart 50 pounds = a small bale of hay 55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner 60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!) 66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year 70 pounds = an Irish Setter 77 pounds = a gold brick 80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape 90 pounds = a newborn calf 100 pounds = a 2 month old horse 111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year 117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11″) 118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica 120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month 130 pounds = a newborn giraffe 138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year 140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year 144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4″) 150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary 187 pounds = an average adult man 200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds 235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger 300 pounds = an average football lineman 400 pounds = a Welsh pony 6 3 Healthy_life, Nermada, ProudGrammy and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KimTriesRNY 1,853 Posted August 16, 2018 A two month old horse plus a mid size microwave. 2 1 MG1776, ProudGrammy and Orchids&Dragons reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frustr8 7,886 Posted August 16, 2018 A mid-sized microwave heading for an elephants penis(but aren't we all!) final Oxford English Dictionary heading toward a full-size man. Hmmmm if I bean him with the dictionary he won't be able to get away. Sorry fellows, I'm a Widow,good men are HARD to find! 1 3 ProudGrammy, Separ1418, MG1776 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchids&Dragons 9,047 Posted August 16, 2018 An Irish setter, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs! I love this game! 2 Frustr8 and ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreenTealael 25,430 Posted August 17, 2018 2 human legs and 1 ostrich egg lol too morbid, 4 tires and 4 Guinea pigs lol Big Fun 2 Orchids&Dragons and ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J San 1,071 Posted August 17, 2018 19 hours ago, MG1776 said: 66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year Mine is boring. 3 more pounds and it could have been an Irish Setter. Only a bit more exciting but not as sh!tty as this one. 2 Orchids&Dragons and ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krista27 341 Posted August 17, 2018 the World’s Largest Ball of Tape & a Chihuahua! When I lose 4 more lbs it will be a baby calf! 1 ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Z 4,139 Posted August 17, 2018 LOL this is amusing. Because as of today, I'm exactly 138 lbs dropped since before I started everything... and lo and behold: 138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year 1 JustMeInCleveland reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frustr8 7,886 Posted August 17, 2018 Shall we change your pen name from Matt Z,to " Spud"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Z 4,139 Posted August 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frustr8 said: Shall we change your pen name from Matt Z,to " Spud"? My first car, a 1983 Toyota Celica GT, was nicknamed "Spud" Because it was a 2 tone brown paint job with a different color brown pin striping and it was rusted up. The interior was also several different shades of brown. 1 Frustr8 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AEdoesRnY 531 Posted August 17, 2018 I have lost the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year...but I probably have to lose SEVERAL more pounds before I lose the amount of cheese I used to eat in a year 😬😬😬 2 1 clsumrall, ProudGrammy and JustMeInCleveland reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leebick 448 Posted September 16, 2018 A 2 month old horse and 4 guinea pigs! 1 Orchids&Dragons reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frustr8 7,886 Posted September 16, 2018 At my 2 week. post surgery appointment I am prayfully,hoping for my 5.000BTU,air conditioner now to be off my body and back forever. I will dance in the sunlight forever without that 55 pounds holding me back! 🙆🌈 2 Separ1418 and Orchids&Dragons reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lorax 14 Posted December 1, 2018 i lost my brain and a two month old horse ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchids&Dragons 9,047 Posted December 1, 2018 I'm up to a 2-month-old horse and a human head! 1 ProudGrammy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites