Gave birth last night.

[Creekimp13 5,841]

The turd I delivered last night should have had a birth certificate and been issued a social security number. I'm going to name it and claim it on my income tax.

I like new experiences....but that was ridiculous. It was the Godzilla of all poos. I was tempted to take a pic....but that is beyond gross and i'm already being insanely gross making a post about it. (but I fear there are others who can relate...lol)

On the plus side....I lost a pound and a half.

Giving the scale a few days before I record the loss...but it looks hopeful. LOL:)

[ProudGrammy 8,322]

1 hour ago, Creekimp13 said:

Godzilla of all poos

hey bud

thanx for sharing!!

ahhhh, i bet you feel better LOL

what a relief

great NSV!!!

kathy

congrats

[Losebig 508]

Had that happen right after surgery and it wasn’t fun! Hope it was an easy birth. If it asks to borrow the car my advice is to say “no”

[Newme17 3,444]

Oh my gosh!!!!....

[FloridaGal1976 77]

Omg LOL I did that last week. Took me an hour and a half but I finally did it. Absolutely ridiculous. I had to take a nap afterwards. I'm ready for things to get back time normal.

HW 241
Pre Surgery Weight 3/1/18: 228
CW 195

[BigViffer 3,544]

People thought I was kidding when I said I passed a pineapple the first time. Yes, the first time. There have been times even recently where I have struggled with the Constipation that were every bit 2 lbs. I felt like a gladiator leaving the Colosseum after being victorious in battle. I just needed someone to high-5 me.

Fiber - get friendly with it!

[Mattymatt 491]

2 hours ago, Creekimp13 said:

The turd I delivered last night should have had a birth certificate and been issued a social security number. I'm going to name it and claim it on my income tax.

I like new experiences....but that was ridiculous. It was the Godzilla of all poos. I was tempted to take a pic....but that is beyond gross and i'm already being insanely gross making a post about it. (but I fear there are others who can relate...lol)

On the plus side....I lost a pound and a half.

Giving the scale a few days before I record the loss...but it looks hopeful. LOL:)

I had one of those this morning! It backed the toilet up. I needed to fetch the plunger.

[Mattymatt 491]

And followed up by two more this afternoon. I guess the Miralax and Colace did their thing. Aaaaahhhhh! Relief

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[Mattymatt 491]

Kitties aren't meant to be constipated damnit! ROFL