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Hello. Today I ate my cat. Do you think I am eating too much?

Also, my cat had just eaten half a can of Whiskers and there is no nutrition panel on the can. How many calories should I count?

ow ow ow ... crystal light HURTS when coming out of the nose!!

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You All Are Stoopide U Need To By My Prudct Called Wheetsinplex!!!111

It Make You Loose Wait And Get Skiny Like Me!!!!!!!!1111

Just Go To Websiight And By And If Yo Do Yuo Get Dixcounte!!!!!

I Know Millins Who Had This Surdery And They Buy Wheetsinplex And Al Skinnyt Like Me!!!

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You Alla Re Stoopide U Ned To Bi My Produt Called Wheetsinplex It Make You Loose Wait And Get Skiny Like Me!!!!!1111

Jutst Go To Websight And Byuy And If Yu Signup And Sales You Get Dixcount1111111

HEYYYYY ... CAN I BE AN UH-FILLEYUHT?

BTW - WHICH IS BETTER BAND OR BYPASS?

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Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

i think it's Peanut Butter. can i have Peanut Butter with the band

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1st fill +1.5cc

2nd fill -.025cc

3rd fill +1.25cc

4th fill -1.5cc

5th fill +2.5cc

6th fill +2.2cc

7th fill -.00001cc

8th fill -.005cc

9th fill +.000000025cc

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I had a fill and haven't eaten since July 4th. Do you think I am too tight? Who cares I want to be a HOTTIE!!!!!111

You definitely need another fill. You need to go at least 1 year without food to be at perfect fill...

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Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

A PB is a "President Bush." It's called that because sometimes when you have the band you feel "stuck" and you just want to barf. Sort of the way President Bush makes you feel. I hope that's helpful.

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A PB is a "President Bush." It's called that because sometimes when you have the band you feel "stuck" and you just want to barf. Sort of the way President Bush makes you feel. I hope that's helpful.

ahhhh ... that clears everything up for me ...

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