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I get to go to Dizzyland every day!

I believe you! :sad_smile:

Ha! I was in dizzyland when I was on the morpheine in the hospital! :rolleyes2:

I was in Fellini land. It's probably very similar.

I'm in Dizzyland right now. I tried the "Alpine Pass" workout on the stationary bike. Geez.

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wheetsin may be in labor. Congratulatiosn Wheetsin!

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Congrats Wheetsin!

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Michigan. Land of lots of snow, stupid drivers and low salt, gonna be a great winter this year! UGH... ;( lol...

And cold, cold, cold walking into work at 4am.

I want Arizona right now....

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It is indeed cold walking into work...particularly when your winter coat is packed in the cedar chest, and you are NOT tackling that project at 5 am! **Tap mutters to self...do the closet switcheroo tonight, you imbecile**

Congrats Wheetsin.

Lovely cup of hot coffee, and the email at work appears to be non-functional this morning so I have a reprieve from the endless stupid emails until tech support arrives....YAHOOO!

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Taking my fat ass to the gym this am....I have been a total slacker lately...

doing mega coffee right now before meeting my training in an hr....

it's tuff to force yourself some mornings to the gym, today is one of them for me:frown:

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The crawling pace of LBT for the past couple of days is really making me want to rant and rave!!! :smile:

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PJTP:

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off --

After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4

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PJTP:

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know youare plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off --

After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only thinkof 4

This should be on a greeting card. This is now my 2nd favorite poem.....right behind the limerick about the man from Nantuckett.

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I couldn't resist the urge to share. :smile:

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