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i didnt see a wink ... i saw a semi-colon, a dash and close parenthesis ...

LMAO ...

yup, im in a bizarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre mood ... but that's ok ... i heard my babe's heartbeat today and it was beeeeeeeauuuuuuuuuteeeeeeful....

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BRAT!!! You hush! :crying: Don't incite anything!

Unfortunately, I don't have any children. Are you on a monthly OB schedule right now? That's very cool to hear a wee heartbeat! Poor thing had to eat gravy, blech!

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If there's one unifying factor for most reasonable Americans, it would have to be gravy. Gravy = nector of the gods, right America?

*America: Right, plain.

See, there you have it, SNT. America has spoken.

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Gravy = nector of the gods, right America?

Not this America. I think gravy ranges from just okay to disgusting.

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Not this America. I think gravy ranges from just okay to disgusting.

Mac, I'm a little surprised....I thought for sure a very educated person such as yourself would fall squarely in the pro-gravy camp. Perhaps some links to studies that have shown how beneficial gravy is would persuade you?

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Probably not... It doesn't rank high enough on the "MacMadame Is it Worth it?" scale.< /p>

This scale is modeled after Barney Stimson's Crazy vs. Hot scale for rating women. Simply put, the crazier a woman is, the hotter she has to be for it to be okay. Only for my scale, it's calories vs. taste. The more calories it has, the better it has to taste or it doesn't rise above the break-even line.

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If there's one unifying factor for most reasonable Americans, it would have to be gravy. Gravy = nector of the gods, right America?

*America: Right, plain.

See, there you have it, SNT. America has spoken.

If it is of the sausage variety smothering any sort of Breakfast type food...absolutely.

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Probably not... It doesn't rank high enough on the "MacMadame Is it Worth it?" scale.

This scale is modeled after Barney Stimson's Crazy vs. Hot scale for rating women. Simply put, the crazier a woman is, the hotter she has to be for it to be okay. Only for my scale, it's calories vs. taste. The more calories it has, the better it has to taste or it doesn't rise above the break-even line.

unfortunately, in this instance, it was weight watchers gravy ... so neither tasty nor high-caloric ... so i guess it kinda evens itself out...

at least it's not like those crazy Canadians (im married to one) who eat not only gravy but cheese curds on their fries ... :crying:

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(Wow. The things I miss when I go to bed early.)

Mmm...gravy. I like the cream kind over biscuits.

Suddenly my Slim Fast doesn't seem so appealing.

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You have to read that in a Sean Connery voice to be effective.

Sean Connery could read anything to me and I'd be in a ...um...blissful state. Such a beautiful distinctive voice, such a lovely accent....:crying:

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There is NO right place for gravy...blech!

And ketchup goes with 2 foods only: french fries; and grilled cheese sandwiches.

Losingjusme: YEAH!!! on hearing the wee one's heartbeat.

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