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I love you guys!

(((Hugs, kisses, and pink ponies for everyone!!))

Well. Maybe not everyone...

You forgot the rainbow farts. Rainbow farts for everyone too, right?

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Only if they smell like "Spring Day".

Something I *do* hate is when people post things, then don't have the guts to stand by it. When they edit their OP to say they wish they could delete (blaming someone else for it naturally!)

Good think I have the "Hall of Lame" and I quote all the crappy things people say before they have the chance to delete or edit it.

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I have a question...

I have yet to experience these "rainbow farts" you guys keep talking about and am feeling like I am missing out on a prime bandster experience. If I eat a bag of skittles, will I then be able to have "rainbow farts"? And, will they smell fruity?

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If I eat a bag of skittles, will I then be able to have "rainbow farts"? And, will they smell fruity?

If you make sure you eat 22 tootsie rolls (only 3 bites of each), and 94 cans of MtDew, I am sure you too will fart fruity rainbow's.

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If you make sure you eat 22 tootsie rolls (only 3 bites of each), and 94 cans of MtDew, I am sure you too will fart fruity rainbow's.

More like sh*t them I am sure...lol...

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If you make sure you eat 22 tootsie rolls (only 3 bites of each), and 94 cans of MtDew, I am sure you too will fart fruity rainbow's.

Hmmm, ok, I will give this a try. I will have my digital camera ready to document any success.

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More like sh*t them I am sure...lol...

BBK, not shitting them, sliming them up in the sink. Which is a very textbook case, you can be assured.

Laurend, you pissed me off, but only in the sense that I was already pissed of, and taking the same stand as you. I think it's bullshit for anyone to dog anyone for wanting to be a healthy weight.

Chickie, YAY!!! I love me some pink ponies!

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LMAO. It's not even spelled right. I'm pretty sure it was still Avon Lady yesterday. So today she changes it to "sucess story", and the same day posts a thread about how badly she wants to go on an eating binge due to life circumstances. Puh-leeze.

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Hi everybody! You've been busy I see!

BBK: I live in Findlay, Ohio. Not near as close as you and BG, but still. I'm just saying. Maybe we all could meet someday. Never know.

BG: Partial health is not an option for me either. I want it all. Why would anyone go this far and not view it (the Band) as a gift? Of course, I'm not banded yet, so maybe I'm talking out of my ass.

Speaking of ass...if I wear charcoal panties will I then fart rainbows that smell like Spring Day?

Chickie: I wanna pink pony too!!!!

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Okay, somebody pm me with who has a new custom user title. You know how I hate to be out of the loop.

I would suppose it's like being a band practitioner.

I am very upset. I don't like skittles so how will I ever fart rainbows.

Do you think M&M's would work?

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Okay, somebody pm me with who has a new custom user title. You know how I hate to be out of the loop.

I would suppose it's like being a band practitioner.

I am very upset. I don't like skittles so how will I ever fart rainbows.

Do you think M&M's would work?

LMAO ... yeah, like a BP

i should think M&Ms would work, they'll just be a tad darker ... ewww

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