I hate it when people post just to post.....

[trystelle 3]

Ya know speaking of penises-Those emails keep rolling in-How did half the world find out mine was too small??????

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

Ya know speaking of penises-Those emails keep rolling in-How did half the world find out mine was too small??????

I have a dog that died a few years ago. Just last week he got a pre approved credit card application in the mail. All he has to do is sign it and he has a $10K line of credit.

Do paw prints count?

[green 6]

Ya know speaking of penises-Those emails keep rolling in-How did half the world find out mine was too small??????:Banane20:

Yah, it seems that my dick is too small :eek: but that's okay cuz my husband has a large one. :heh: d'oh! :faint:

[Oregondaisy 2,021]

The thing that really pisses me off is when I get credit card offers

for my husband that has been dead for over 20 years. He got

one today for zero % on balance transfers. It's pretty hard to rack up a balance when you're dead!

[pippinje 0]

What's black adn white and red all over?

A newspaper.

YUk YUK YUK :heh:

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

What is a son to his father?

A little squirt.

Gahhhh....

[marjon9 6]

What did the toothless termite say when he came into the bar?

Is the bar tender here?

[transformer 1]

It's also: Me -- as I demonstrate to my ex-girlfriend the results of wearing the new Maxi-Man Penis Patch

What the heck is a new Maxi-Man Penis patch? I was a sheltered child, you know!

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

What the heck is a new Maxi-Man Penis patch? I was a sheltered child, you know!

Not sure, I was kinda picturing a penis shaped Maxi-Pad.

[transformer 1]

Well, I sure hope you're happy, Wasa! I just spit my Water all over the place!!! :spit:

[pippinje 0]

Not sure, I was kinda picturing a penis shaped Maxi-Pad.

I was kinda picturing something like the birth control patch only it has hormones in it to "enhance" the penis.

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

Men would never admit to that.

[pippinje 0]

Men would never admit to that.

Well true.

[WASaBubbleButt 41]

No man could bring himself to advertise it either. I'm still shocked that they advertise products for limp nu-nus.

[pippinje 0]

No man could bring himself to advertise it either. I'm still shocked that they advertise products for limp nu-nus.

LOL. That made me laugh and think about the last time my DH and I were in the new adult XXX shop here in town. They had a whole wall dedicated to "penis pumps" and I was enthralled. I was saying things like...."I thought those were gag gifts." :They really work?" blah blah blah. My husband got all huffy saying things like "I don't need that.: "Why are you looking at those?" Get away from there." LMAO. Like someone we knew was going to see me looking at them. Male egos never cease to amaze me.