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A fish walked into a bar and asked, do you need someone to tuna piano? The bartender answered "What, I can't hear you, I wear a Herring aid."

(fish make me gag)

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Please, please. please let this thread end........it's like watching a car wreck, I don't want to look but i just can't help myself.

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No chance of that. We're having way too much fun.

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Please, please. please let this thread end........it's like watching a car wreck, I don't want to look but i just can't help myself.

Look, if Christine can kick back and let old stuff go, if she can have a little fun and laugh a bit then you can too.

Car wrecks are not funny, this thread is very funny. Pull that stick out and have some fun. Laugh a little!

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Should I get bypass? I don't want anything "not home grown" in me.

You should bypass the fish. I heard there were nails and screws in it, thus causing many to gag.

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Of course! All those staples dissolve!

Nonono.... staples don't count. Neither does rerouting everything. ONLY the band counts as not home grown.

Sheesh... don't you know anything?

<off topic>

Are you who I think you are on that other forum? Starts with an "A" and ends with Lau...? Did you talk to my friend Deb?

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Soooo, like... I ate a porterhouse and kept barfing while I was eating. I didn't chew well but I didn't need to, it was only a rare porterhouse.

I eat and barf, eat and barf, eat and barf. Sometimes I slime too.

Whatever shall I do?

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Soooo, like... I ate a porterhouse and kept barfing while I was eating. I didn't chew well but I didn't need to, it was only a rare porterhouse.

I eat and barf, eat and barf, eat and barf. Sometimes I slime too.

Whatever shall I do?

I think u shud take bigger bites and chuw even less.

PS - what's slim meen

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