WASaBubbleButt 41 Posted November 4, 2007 Hello fellow banned people. I have been barfing every 15 minutes for the last 21 days. I can't swallow my own spit, my skin is wrinkled and shriveled, my eyes don't focus well as my eyeballs are wrinkled too, I haven't peed in 19 days, my fingernails are a bit dry and falling off my hands, my skin has the texture of a goldfish sitting in the sun for a few weeks. But I'm loosing really good! I'm at goal and it's only been two months since I was banned. Golly, you guys weren't kidding when you said this was kinda hard! YEA ME! GOAL IN 68 DAYS -179lbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
losingjusme 12 Posted November 4, 2007 I find this thread pretty bad too. Lots of people do come here for support & maybe some questions seem pretty stupid to experienced bandster but having this thread where they are mocked & made fun of isn't very supportive!! ummm ... RANTS AND RAVES THREAD .... "Want debate? Get it here. Gripe, complain, moan, fight, rant and rave. Enter at your own risk!" MMMMmmmm ... ALL CAPS ... I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS! Much Better Than This I Think! well, i respectfully disagree. I don't think its acceptable to do it. I strongly dont think that its ok to do it, and i do not think that someone who's doctor didnt tell them about PB's who comes here to ask, should expect to be met with such contempt. no one is required to answer newbie posts. if you don't want to answer them, then just leave them be for people who do want to give back. if this thread causes you so much anxiety, ummm .... Dont Read It!! Hello fellow banned people. I have been barfing every 15 minutes for the last 21 days. I can't swallow my own spit, my skin is wrinkled and shriveled, my eyes don't focus well as my eyeballs are wrinkled too, I haven't peed in 19 days, my fingernails are a bit dry and falling off my hands, my skin has the texture of a goldfish sitting in the sun for a few weeks. But I'm loosing really good! I'm at goal and it's only been two months since I was banned. Golly, you guys weren't kidding when you said this was kinda hard! YEA ME! GOAL IN 68 DAYS -179lbs LMAO - knot literalie ov corse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marjon9 6 Posted November 4, 2007 The human head weighs eight pounds.... I'm confused. Half the people I meet call me "Fat Head" and the other half call me "Pin Head." So, does that mean my head weighs more then eight pounds, or less? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michee 2 Posted November 4, 2007 Ever since I got the band, I have completely lost my sense of humour, and take myself ultra seriously, I also find myself being extremely judgemental and making offensive comments to others....................Is my band too tight, it seems to have stretched my a-hole and made it bigger, because everyone around my calls me a "big a-hole" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kity 2 Posted November 4, 2007 Ever since I got the band, I have completely lost my sense of humour, and take myself ultra seriously, I also find myself being extremely judgemental and making offensive comments to others....................Is my band too tight, it seems to have stretched my a-hole and made it bigger, because everyone around my calls me a "big a-hole" Now that made me really LOL! I think we are official BAND SNOBS! Or is that banned snobs???:help: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skmsu 0 Posted November 4, 2007 I am SO honored! You just have no idea! Baby Boy is the neighbor's cat. He and my Shih Tzu have been best friends for years. It's cute to watch. Then I have another neighbor with a few cats and he's older and retired. I KNOW he is feeding his cats crap food so I feed them too. The good stuff. So that does kinda make me a cat lady, eh? Now I need to go buy a trough so that I can fill it up with cat food and finish the scenario. Shih Tzu's are not as cute as Shelties. Having a brachycephalic dog is a sign that your band is too tight. You and your dog should both be taking pea sized bites..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marjon9 6 Posted November 4, 2007 Shih Tzu's are not as cute as Shelties. Having a brachycephalic dog is a sign that your band is too tight. You and your dog should both be taking pea sized bites..... I think you are full of Shih Tzu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WASaBubbleButt 41 Posted November 4, 2007 Shih Tzu's are not as cute as Shelties. Having a brachycephalic dog is a sign that your band is too tight. You and your dog should both be taking pea sized bites..... Shih Tzus are MORE cute than Shelties! My little brachycephalic baby is adorable and don't you forget it! She snorts and sneezes with the best of 'em! HA! Actually, she's got too much cute. She needs a band of her own. I'm going to ask Dr. Aceves to band her. She needs a band, a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
METALBAND 0 Posted November 4, 2007 brachycephalic......wow you have a dinosaur, that is way cool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FarmerE 0 Posted November 4, 2007 Now..does this count the feet and arms?:help: Please be more explicit in your statements..............!!!!!!!!!! Nope....just lay your head on your scale. I'm confused. Half the people I meet call me "Fat Head" and the other half call me "Pin Head." So, does that mean my head weighs more then eight pounds, or less? Well, on the days that you are being called "Fat Head" your band is probably too loose and you are eating too much. Go get a fill. On the "Pin Head" days you probably aren't eating enough and too tight. Go get an unfill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennypoo 0 Posted November 5, 2007 Ive read alot on here about people getting fills.What are they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
losingjusme 12 Posted November 5, 2007 Ive read alot on here about people getting fills.What are they? i think it's when you drink until you cant hold any more liquid. ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babygrl1234 6 Posted November 5, 2007 I like Easter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
losingjusme 12 Posted November 5, 2007 I like Easter. i've never been there, is it cold? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennypoo 0 Posted November 5, 2007 i think it's when you drink until you cant hold any more liquid. ??? SO whats a slight unfill? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites