I hate it when people post just to post.....

[losingjusme 12]

Hello. Today I ate my cat. Do you think I am eating too much?

Also, my cat had just eaten half a can of Whiskers and there is no nutrition panel on the can. How many calories should I count?

ow ow ow ... crystal light HURTS when coming out of the nose!!

[Wheetsin 714]

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I Know Millins Who Had This Surdery And They Buy Wheetsinplex And Al Skinnyt Like Me!!!

[losingjusme 12]

You Alla Re Stoopide U Ned To Bi My Produt Called Wheetsinplex It Make You Loose Wait And Get Skiny Like Me!!!!!1111

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HEYYYYY ... CAN I BE AN UH-FILLEYUHT?

BTW - WHICH IS BETTER BAND OR BYPASS?

[METALBAND 0]

I had a fill and haven't eaten since July 4th. Do you think I am too tight? Who cares I want to be a HOTTIE!!!!!111

[babygrl1234 6]

Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

[losingjusme 12]

Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

i think it's Peanut Butter. can i have Peanut Butter with the band

<insert glittery name here>

1st fill +1.5cc

2nd fill -.025cc

3rd fill +1.25cc

4th fill -1.5cc

5th fill +2.5cc

6th fill +2.2cc

7th fill -.00001cc

8th fill -.005cc

9th fill +.000000025cc

[travelgirl 3]

Hi, I'm a reppresentitive of XYZ company. Pleese by my produkt. (insert weblink here)

[babygrl1234 6]

I had a fill and haven't eaten since July 4th. Do you think I am too tight? Who cares I want to be a HOTTIE!!!!!111

You definitely need another fill. You need to go at least 1 year without food to be at perfect fill...

[Mariposa Bella 3]

I'm going to Celebrate my bandiversary on Nov. 4th.. oh, look there is a birdie sitting on a tree outside my office window. Maybe I'll have chicken for lunch, I'm not in the mood for fish.

[marjon9 6]

Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

A PB is a "President Bush." It's called that because sometimes when you have the band you feel "stuck" and you just want to barf. Sort of the way President Bush makes you feel. I hope that's helpful.

[Chris_NJ 9]

Sorry I am still waiting to hear what a PB is

[losingjusme 12]

A PB is a "President Bush." It's called that because sometimes when you have the band you feel "stuck" and you just want to barf. Sort of the way President Bush makes you feel. I hope that's helpful.

ahhhh ... that clears everything up for me ...

[babygrl1234 6]

I really like coffee.< /p>

[losingjusme 12]

will coffee make me slime?

[marjon9 6]

will coffee make me slime?

No, not in itself. But if you are already slime, it may further accentuate this characteristic.