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Kathy you know the joke about the Mountain Dew Monkey? Got this from Ms Fluffy so it's good. I'm not sure of exact wording so this may be a slight paraphrase." If anyone hurts or disrespects you I'll be all over them like a spider monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew" And Danke? German for Thanks.

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On 2/26/2018 at 9:55 AM, kakatlady612 said:

Please activate the Mountain Dew Monkey. Danke .

@kakatlady612

what the heck does that mean??

i accidentally took a dummy pill instead of my Vitamins this morning!!:wacko:

kathy

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1 minute ago, kakatlady612 said:

" If anyone hurts or disrespects you I'll be all over them like a spider monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew" And Danke? German for Thanks.

@kakatlady612

ahhhh, got it!! good one!! thanx for explanation. maybe i'm not a dummy after all!! then again...:D

kathy

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On 2/26/2018 at 11:00 AM, Creekimp13 said:

you tease...

@Creekimp13

yep!! LOL

love hearing from the peanut gallery :lol:

Kathy

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Haha. Well it's lost in translation unless you're a Southern cracker like me, who's watched Ricky Bobby so many times, you can recite verse by verse. LOL.

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On 2/26/2018 at 9:44 AM, FluffyChix said:

how beloved she is by all of us. :D calling Kathy a troll

@FluffyChix

first you say you kindof love me, now i'm a troll!!:o (out of context!! LOL)

ROFLMAO:D

who loves ya baby !!!

your bud

kathy

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LOL, no IIIIIII didn't say that silly. I said you're beloved by all of us! The new kid was teasing that you were a click bait troll. Please let the record show! Bahahahahahahaahaha!

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