Oh no - I ate my earplug!!

[Biddy zz 🏳️🌈 1,004]

11 days post bypass - and last night in my sleep I ate my bright orange wax earplug!

Pretty sure THAT is not in my post-op menu list!

I don’t usually wear ear plugs but we are staying in a hotel - the ear plugs clearly bother me, I sometimes take them out and stick them weird places in the night, like in the lampshade, squished inside my bedside reading etc.

But eating one! Well, I appear to have chewed it a bit, so fingers crossed my new tummy can figure out what to do - else it is Christmas Hospital Visit for me!

Merty Christmas to you all...

[James Marusek 5,244]

Hope there is no bad side effects. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[Alex Brecher 10,515]

Good news! I researched a little and earplugs (even with residual ear wax) have zero calories!

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Merry Christmas and a very happy new year!

[Biddy zz 🏳️🌈 1,004]

50 minutes ago, Alex Brecher said:

Good news! I researched a little and earplugs (even with residual ear wax) have zero calories!

More importantly - do they have Protein? ?.

Heehee. Any day now I will make the miraculous 60g protein!

[FluffyChix 17,415]

Have you had a wad of pink poop yet? Inquiring minds and all? (psssst...I alternately snorted Water out of my nose and read in your situation with extreme horror!) Good times.

[Biddy zz 🏳️🌈 1,004]

In my ‘firehose’ phase I would have noticed immediately. Now things are more solid, I didn’t deconstruct, but I assume so!

The recalled feel of bits of orange wax between my teeth still grosses me out. But at least I chewed!!

Edited December 26, 2017 by Biddynz

[FluffyChix 17,415]

chew chew chew!