SEX question

[NancySmiles 2]

OMG Greg!!! Don't tell me someone with your perv sense of humor can't remember what Sex is!!! Not gonna believe it!!!....Maybe you DID throw it away.....I'd ask for a refund!!![/size]

OK OK What the hell is Sex?????

Did it come with the band and I accidentally threw it away???

Can I get another one and do you really need it???

What color was it???

Will I die without it???

[DeLarla 22]

"I havent had sex in so long, I forget who wears the bowling shoes and who gets tied up."

Anyone else still tossing this one around in the ol' coconut?

[New Hope 37]

An observation, a horizontal position too soon after eating is not a good thing.

[I'llsucceed 1]

toooo funny Delarla

I asked the doctor "the question" Straight out. "Hey Doctor H. what about Vigorous Sex?" He just smiled and said "No problem." I mean come on...... sometimes thats the only exercise I used to get. I say used to get because I've been divorced for awhile now. But when I'm a lean mean machine again, I plan "exercising" really soon with someone special.

[TrishS 3]

My hubby would say..... You dont need a treadmill, you dont need a bike, you dont need weights, you have me..... LOL if he could last as long a a treadmill it might be worth it huh LMAO just kidding... Im the one not wanting sex... being so big i cant move, my back hurts i want to cry, and its hard to breathe... my poor baby he cant wait until i lose weight

[New Hope 37]

Reach for your mate instead of a plate.

[I'llsucceed 1]

Delarla

Its says you had your port removed?? Did I read correctly? what was the problem & was it resolved?

[amoro68 0]

I am getting banded in 3 days and I didn't think it would be possible for awhile at least 3 weeks. With that said, I've been trying to condense three weeks worth into 2 days cuz the 3rd day is surgery day

[TrishS 3]

I bet your hubby is walking around with a smile lol

[amoro68 0]

The lap band is a very positive experience for him. He's probably wondering if I can be banded a couple times a year;)

[DeLarla 22]

When my port incision became infected after my surgery, I consulted with 4 different band surgeons because I wanted to make sure I was getting the proper treatment. All four surgeons agreed that an infected port must be removed. Then you wait till the area is healed, and they do another surgery to replace a new port. Port removals and new ports are not covered in the original surgery. Be nice to your ports!

[Phatcurves 3]

Delara,

Bowling shoes LOL better then golf shoes with those SPIKES> OUCH!

[Guest Musicman72]

I was just trying to be funny, but apparently I dont have as much of a sense of humor as I thought.

Just having a REALLY REALLY bad day today.................................................

[New Hope 37]

Musicman, you have a great sense of humor! I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Hope things get better for you!! Here's a (((hug)) to help you feel better.

[DeLarla 22]

Musicman, the "bowling shoes" comment was classic! That's the sort of twisted stuff that keeps this board alive. Keep 'em coming!