Your assistance is needed, Dr. Freud...(warning XXX Content)

[DerickM 1]

I think your dreams are trying to encourage you to loosen up your uber-conservative ideals and relax. Maybe your right-wing politics get in the way of your pleasure. Take a hint from the EU and embrace some more liberal perspectives.

Oh, wait, that's not your dreams talking to you. That's me!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! me?!?!?!? UBER-Conservative!!???

What a joke!

I am pro-choice, pro-union, pro-environmental concerns, anti-big biz, etc, etc.

Hell I am even a registered democrat

The only true 'conservative' ideals I hold to are that I am anti-gun control, pro-war on terror and against socialized health-care.

[green 6]

my dreams are occasionally seriously weird and often very NC-17.

Anyways..

In one of the dreams, I was in San Francisco at a hotel and I was with a (female, hot and taken) friend of mine. She was under the bed sheet and got undressed. When she was naked, she invited me in. I got under the bed sheet and tried to screw her. But, unfortunately, this didn't work for a certain ...body part...of mine had been replaced by a package of Toblerone chocolate which was a) too big not really the right form to fit into a certain body opening of hers. I told her about this dream - only fair, for she told me about the dream she had a few months ago in which she was giving a big party at her house..and I masturbated all over her mother's bed She found my dream amusing as hell

and about a week ago I had a dream in which I wouldn't ...fit into...a girl because I was American and she was european - you need a device to fit American plugs into european power sockets...and I needed one of these to screw her :nervous

The other dream I had this year.. I was at a pool with a girl I once had a crush on a long time ago (I haven't seen her since 2 years)..She was changing clothes, and I happened to watch. When she pulled down her panties, I was shocked to notice that not only did she have a penis..she had 3! At first, I yelled and ran, when I managed to regain a somewhat normal state of mind, I asked "her" what was up with that. She broke out in tears and told me it was a desease of some sort (that she was born with - I don't remember the exact explenation).. that she was really female but could not afford having those suckers amputated. I promised her that I would give her the money to have a "sex reversal" done (she claimed that a complete reversal was not neccesary, the female "attributes" were under there. :nervous

I would really, really, really appreciate it if other people were to share their sick dreams with us here. I can't believe I'm the only person with such a messed up mind. Please prove me right!!!

If you feel like interpretating my dreams, I would apppreciate that also

Hahahahahaha

ROFLMAO

Sometimes a penis is just a bar of chocolate........ :bounce:

More dreams, please. These are great! :clap2::clap2::clap2:

[DerickM 1]

quid pro quo my dear green

[green 6]

I never get interesting sex dreams anymore. I think it is because I am on too many antidepressants and as you probably know they do kind of ruin the libido. Sad times for my mate. :phanvan

Last night I dreamt about putting out the garbage, a complex business at best in my city because we have an elaborate recycling system, but in this case it was like cleaning out my own private garbage dump. A boring but unpleasant dream. :tired And today is garbage day. :straight

[Wheetsin 714]

Our dreams protect us from realities we don't want to deal with, aren't ready to deal with, etc. Ever have that "faceless stranger" that you still somehow know? Ever have someone you haven't thought of in 10 years show up in your dreams? That distances the immediate "threat" (in the psychological sense, not physical) of whatever the function is in your dream.

Symbols in dreams - symbols schmymbols. It doesn't matter WHAT is in your dream - let's say a chocolate bar. The fact that it's a chocolate bar doesn't mean anything compared to how you feel about the chocolate bar, or what the chocolate bar means in your dream (yes, dream dictionaries are a waste of money, unless we all share a single brain, there's no way one object can have a single meaning to all of us).

So you talk about what's happening in your dreams, but not your emotions, senses, etc. during them. How did having a chocolate bar penis feel in your dream? Did it seem unusual to you? Was it a surprise, or something you already knew? Did it scare you? Etc.

I have extremely vivid dreams. I dream in color. I have all 5 senses in my dreams. I can be myself, I can be another character, or I can be the "director" -- this sort of third party observer watching myself and others in my dream. So I get a lot of input on what I'm perceiving in the dream. Pay attention to your inputs.

[Wheetsin 714]

Oh, all of that is MHO, yada yada.

[green 6]

It is true that I have a lot of old food in containers in the fridge which I really don't want to deal with because of the ick factor. This played a central role in my garbage dream. You see, containers go in one recycle box and uneaten food goes in the "wet" recycle bin. Ugh! Fuzzy green yogurt and raita, etc.... Oh, pukies!

[j_war06 0]

OH Lordy! I have WEIRD dreams ALLLLL the time! Some make me wake up going, what the Hell?

I used to have reocurring night terrors! These were interesting...I would die EVERY NIGHT in my dreams! *thats not supposed to be possible btw* I ended up having to see a therapist because I was scratching myself in my sleep so much that I was making myself bleed and get sores. The scratching was from clenching onto my own body.

I also would have weird dreams that sometimes would come true...like one night I had a dream that my great uncle had to have surgery on his heart...one day mom got a phone call, I walked away from the conversation (i hate listening to other people on the phone). When it was over I walked back out side and she was upset and she said ," its David he..." and I finished the sentence "had a heart attack..." and mom just looked at me like I was crazy!!!! lol! I just remembered the dream and EVERYTHING throughout the day was exactly the same...I have Deja Vu really bad alllllllll the time.

Lol another issue I had was about once or twice a week I would have a dream about a little girl (i could still describe the little evil thing to you to this day) that was just a horrible child...she was constantly trying to hurt me or kill me, but for some reason I ALWAYS wanted to care for her when she needed something, she wasnt my child in my dream either...These dreams actually amused me, they were kind of like watching a TV Drama where I was an actor or something...They ended however one night my senior year in high school (and I still vividly remember this dream) when in the dream she tried to kill me with a poison dart, and then shot another one into me which i quickly yanked out and jammed into her (killing her)...I remember crying afterward in the dream, but it had to be done, i finally lived btw! lol!

I have really freaky dreams too....and now that Im prego they have gotten EVEN MORE vivid and CRAZY! There is no way I could go int detail about ALLLLLLL the crazy ones Ive had that I remember, on here at least, my therapist has a record of most of them (from memorable dreams from childhood-present)....

Dont worry about a thing though, your dreams are secretly telling you something, but maybe its not as obvious as you think it is...