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1 hour ago, Sosewsue61 said:

Hmm wait.....I got some

I hope you don't have to drink the barium stuff for your post-op swallow test - it's worse than man-spunk after an all night binge on Jagermeister and asparagus. Bleech.....

And then learning to sip Water so it doesn't feel like aquarium rocks going down!!! WTH - hurts so bad......

bahahahahahaha! Good times! :460_circus_tent:

"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy." ~Bill Murry, Stripes

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56 minutes ago, Apple203 said:

haha I can only imagine how bad it will be! Will have to warn my husband of this and the month of hormonal chaos after :-)

@Apple203 Ha! You take that weak-a*s hormonal trash talk back to the Women's Room, the Cradle of Gynocracy, where it belongs! ;) And while we are on this one...how come our sex can't come up with anything more imaginative to talk about in our Girls Only Clubhouse except PCOS, periods, and hormones? Gah! I want to take an icepick to my eyes!!!! Not for nothin do I want to hang out in there! (How's that for a rant?) :D Since the time we were little, the boys always had more fun in their club house. Am I right? :D :460_circus_tent:

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2 minutes ago, FluffyChix said:

Since the time we were little, the boys always had more fun in their club house. Am I right?

Not really, all we did in there is lie about how many boobies we touched.

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Hahahaha! Well at least that had to be more fun that discussing how to use the epilady (a tool totally invented by a sadist) on our bikini lines! :blush:

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What's an epilady, and how do you use it?

It’s like an electronic tweezer... so imagine hundreds of tweezers ripping out your hair at like 100rpms a minute. It’s hell.
But ya know I mean .... fluffy risked it near her minge. I’ve totes got respect for that [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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Hmm wait.....I got some
I hope you don't have to drink the barium stuff for your post-op swallow test - it's worse than man-spunk after an all night binge on Jagermeister and asparagus. Bleech.....
And then learning to sip Water so it doesn't feel like aquarium rocks going down!!! WTH - hurts so bad......

Hahahahahahaa OMG that sh*t is funny as sh*t....and ewwww so ga-rossssss


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Not really, all we did in there is lie about how many boobies we touched.



I remember the first time I touched a girls titties, I was 14 and I couldn’t believe it was happening. Her name was Mandy. It blew my mind to finally play with titties. I have loved titties ever since. God bless you Mandy wherever you are.


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I remember the first time I touched a girls titties, I was 14 and I couldn’t believe it was happening. Her name was Mandy. It blew my mind to finally play with titties. I have loved titties ever since. God bless you Mandy wherever you are.



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6 hours ago, Walter.Sobchak said:

God bless you Mandy wherever you are.

Hahahahahaha! To Mandy!:460_circus_tent:

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Hmm wait.....I got some
I hope you don't have to drink the barium stuff for your post-op swallow test - it's worse than man-spunk after an all night binge on Jagermeister and asparagus. Bleech.....
And then learning to sip Water so it doesn't feel like aquarium rocks going down!!! WTH - hurts so bad......

I had this image of a sweet little sewing bee woman....well that’s gone!
This made me laugh so hard!
Hope you’re feeling better today.

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