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You know when you get there. Suddenly you are always wrong, you don't know what it's like, and you become self righteous, condescending and obnoxious! It quite fun, really!
Don't forget, you tend to get random people bitching at you! Or you get people that make up brand new SNs to follow you around and harass you!

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damn Farmer. Another annoying newbie question. Get with the program! :D

I know I know. At least I know what a PB is.

And a side note: Don't slime with anything that has a buffalo sauce cheese spread on it. Just not friggin pretty and it burns. (Cause I'm the dumbass that just did it!)

Oooh oooh, can I have my picture next to dumbass since I'm still a newbie then?

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Don't forget, you tend to get random people bitching at you! Or you get people that make up brand new SNs to follow you around and harass you!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I harrass you? I need some stress relief!

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damn Farmer. Another annoying newbie question. Get with the program! :)

geesh, that has to have been answered at least 10 times this hour alone!!

That makes me just a little bit sad. Or not.:D

any consolation, you are 2 yrs younger than i am....

And they say the first time marry for love. What do they know? :heh:

nahhh ... first marriage is for the sex. **wait** what happened???

Don't forget, you tend to get random people bitching at you! Or you get people that make up brand new SNs to follow you around and harass you!

nahhhh, not here!!!

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Don't forget, you tend to get random people bitching at you! Or you get people that make up brand new SNs to follow you around and harass you!

Sooo you found out about my new SN then? Dang and I thought I was being clever. :faint:

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I know I know. At least I know what a PB is.

And a side note: Don't slime with anything that has a buffalo sauce cheese spread on it. Just not friggin pretty and it burns. (Cause I'm the dumbass that just did it!)

Oooh oooh, can I have my picture next to dumbass since I'm still a newbie then?

Well dumbass was reserved for someone at my work....but ok.

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I know I know. At least I know what a PB is.

And a side note: Don't slime with anything that has a buffalo sauce cheese spread on it. Just not friggin pretty and it burns. (Cause I'm the dumbass that just did it!)

Oooh oooh, can I have my picture next to dumbass since I'm still a newbie then?

ummm ... OUCH!

what are you doing eating? shouldnt you still be on liquids? i dont CARE when you had or will have your surgery ... liquids only for you ...

just say no ... :hungry:

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Don't forget, you tend to get random people bitching at you! Or you get people that make up brand new SNs to follow you around and harass you!

And the charmers who leave messages on you blog, and PM you to tell you how they are concerned that you are setting a "Skinny Standard that is impossible for the rest of the board to live up to"

:D

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nahhh ... first marriage is for the sex. **wait** what happened???

The next time is for the benjamins baby!

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Anytime, pip, anytime! :heh:

Awesome! My new SN will be OLDIEWANNABE.:tired

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The next time is for the benjamins baby!

well, i guess my first is for them then ... cause its one or the other and he cant do the other because of the one ...

'fused yet ??? :heh:

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