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My first official R&R...Bandsters who dont know a damn thing about banding

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By wrk-n-prgrss, in Rants & Raves

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Chickie    15

Chickie
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Awww......so sorry....you can have my spot if you want. My picture is right beside B****. LMAO.:D

It's cool. The popped me in next to the one that starts with "C"

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Chickie    15

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Do we get a handbook when we get inducted to the oldies? Or a pin or something? Secret handshake?

But I'd be fine with just being able to pick on the newbies.

No hand book. You just magically "Know it all"

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pippinje    0

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Do we get a handbook when we get inducted to the oldies? Or a pin or something? Secret handshake?

But I'd be fine with just being able to pick on the newbies.

Is this a secret society or a sorority? Are we going to be hazed?

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losingjusme    12

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You I am an oldie, an old timer, I know bloody EVERYTHING, I am always right, there isn't anything in the world you can do about it and it is all freak'en about ME!

awwwww ... FINE!

Tequila is allll yours. I've had one too many nights cursing Jose. I'll stick with Jack for the time being.

no no no no NO ... not clear!

My picture is no longer there because it made others feel "Less than Successful"

touche!!!

Awww......so sorry....you can have my spot if you want. My picture is right beside B****. LMAO.:D

beautiful ... :)

It's cool. The popped me in next to the one that starts with "C"

yup ... Chickie ... ;)

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anonemouse    1

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cool!!! so i can have that after my fill tomorrow, with a side of steak of course!

Only if you eat 1/4 cup or less of the steak!

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pippinje    0

pippinje
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It's cool. The popped me in next to the one that starts with "C"

LOL...well my DH has SOB covered.

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losingjusme    12

losingjusme
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Wait, am I an oldie or a newbie??? At what point do we cross over??

T girl - you are OLD ... :D

Only if you eat 1/4 cup or less of the steak!

fthat! 24oz porterhouse ...

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FarmerE    0

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Sorry LJM, I'm totally in the wrong. Forgot it wasn't clear. Ok...I'll be buddies with the Captain.

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pippinje    0

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Only if you eat 1/4 cup or less of the steak!

ROTHLMAO!! That was brilliant!

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Chickie    15

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Wait, am I an oldie or a newbie??? At what point do we cross over??

You know when you get there. Suddenly you are always wrong, you don't know what it's like, and you become self righteous, condescending and obnoxious! It quite fun, really!

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pippinje    0

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Sorry LJM, I'm totally in the wrong. Forgot it wasn't clear. Ok...I'll be buddies with the Captain.

damn Farmer. Another annoying newbie question. Get with the program! :D

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pippinje    0

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wow - 3 letters for the price of one! :D you married well!!

And they say the first time marry for love. What do they know? :heh:

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