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You I am an oldie, an old timer, I know bloody EVERYTHING, I am always right, there isn't anything in the world you can do about it and it is all freak'en about ME!

***Newbie pulls out Websters and looks up "oldie". Sees picture of Wasa and LJM. Who knew?******

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My drug of choice is tequila, but what the hey! :whoo:

Tequila is allll yours. I've had one too many nights cursing Jose. I'll stick with Jack for the time being.

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***Newbie pulls out Websters and looks up "oldie". Sees picture of Wasa and LJM. Who knew?******

My picture is no longer there because it made others feel "Less than Successful"

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When do I get to go from a newbie to an oldie to a know it all?

Me too! Me too! I wanna pick on other newbies! :D

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I'm game for harassing WasA first...and leave a bottle of rum on the doorstep. Gift from the new kids!

You better not! I insult easily! I get mighty mean when someone messes with my notebooks!

Did you need my address?

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You I am an oldie, an old timer, I know bloody EVERYTHING, I am always right, there isn't anything in the world you can do about it and it is all freak'en about ME!

Welcome to the club, honey!

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Tequila is allll yours. I've had one too many nights cursing Jose. I'll stick with Jack for the time being.

Well we could go get Jim and have a threesome....LOL

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You better not! I insult easily! I get mighty mean when someone messes with my notebooks!

Did you need my address?

Nah, I've already got it. I lurk and stalk you, oh great and mighty oldie.

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LJM, I thought it was all about YOU! :)

it is ...

But... But... But... Its all about meeeeeee

WRONG!!!

Right... and rum is a clear liquid. ;)

cool!!! so i can have that after my fill tomorrow, with a side of steak of course!

The HELL you say! It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE damnit!

wrong again!!

Hey Farmer....we could gang up and TP the oldies! :clap2:

people people people ... it's EXPERIENCED, not "Oldie"

My drug of choice is tequila, but what the hey! :whoo:

hey, it's clear....

When do I get to go from a newbie to an oldie to a know it all?

dont worry, farmer - we'll tell you. ;)

geesh, i take 10 mins to put DD to bed and this thread expands too much. you'd think this was about Kimmer! :D

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My picture is no longer there because it made others feel "Less than Successful"

Awww......so sorry....you can have my spot if you want. My picture is right beside B****. LMAO.:D

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You better not! I insult easily! I get mighty mean when someone messes with my notebooks!

Did you need my address?

Would those notebooks be the ones with pictures of your BFF and BF all over them or the ones with little hearts and Mrs. WASaBubbleButt BF's Last Name written in the pages.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's not a bear!!!

Oh! Well then! ****Walks over and bolts the deadbolt****

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Do we get a handbook when we get inducted to the oldies? Or a pin or something? Secret handshake?

But I'd be fine with just being able to pick on the newbies.

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