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yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

sound familiar Wasa/Laurend?

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Are you walking about reptiles? :D

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness! How could I forget that!

You made me laugh.

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Yes, prenewbie you are! You'll be so happy when you are a real newbie cause then you can ask questions.

Damn! I take back any questions I have asked pre-banding. :D

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Gotta change my catchy saying under my Avitar!

I like waht it says now.

But then, I do want to be a princess when I grow up. With a big castle, a white horse, and a knight in shining armour.

(What I have now is a tidy house, cute little Ford, and a prick that farts in bed. When I grow up, things will be different, I tells 'ya!)

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I like waht it says now.

But then, I do want to be a princess when I grow up. With a big castle, a white horse, and a knight in shining armour.

(What I have now is a tidy house, cute little Ford, and a prick that farts in bed. When I grow up, things will be different, I tells 'ya!)

Ha. You're one of the lucky ones. My farts anywhere he damn well pleases!

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I wanna know if I'm an oldie or a newbie or an inbetweenie! I was banded less than 5 months ago, but I've been here over a year!

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Pre-nubie, huh?

Pubie.

Now that just makes it sound gross. :speechles

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Ha. You're one of the lucky ones. My farts anywhere he damn well pleases!

Oh, don't get me wrong. He farts anywhere he likes! But he saves the "special" ones for bed.

I wanna know if I'm an oldie or a newbie or an inbetweenie! I was banded less than 5 months ago, but I've been here over a year!

"Know it all"

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I wanna know if I'm an oldie or a newbie or an inbetweenie! I was banded less than 5 months ago, but I've been here over a year!

Pre-Band doesn't count becaus eyou can't ask questions. :D

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Oh, don't get me wrong. He farts anywhere he likes! But he saves the "special" ones for bed.

The kind that's mor elike a flit? fart/shit

"Know it all"

LMAO!

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How many pages is this thing? I count 9 (going on 10) But I have my page count set to 40 posts per page.

Mine has 23....

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