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I know! They were so civilised.

But where were the toilets!

(yes, this is my "issue" I was damaged as a child by the Smurfs)

And don't get me started on the Snorks!

awww, chickie ... you're not a true dirty grrrrl ...

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im SOOO glad you finally have a clean box chickie!!

thats ok ... 1/2 the newbies lurking on this thread right now are on my ignore list.

You mean, you are on their ignore list, dontcha?

They seem to go out of their way to let it be known that they are ignoring you.

And my box isn't squeaky clean. It just tidy now.

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I am not new because I have had my band less than a year. I am not old because I haven't made it to goal.

That makes me a noldie

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awww, chickie ... you're not a true dirty grrrrl ...

Wouldn't you like to know.... :D

I am not new because I have had my band less than a year. I am not old because I haven't made it to goal.

That makes me a noldie

I read that as "mouldy" at first!

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You mean, you are on their ignore list, dontcha?

They seem to go out of their way to let it be known that they are ignoring you.

yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

sound familiar Wasa/Laurend?

I am not new because I have had my band less than a year. I am not old because I haven't made it to goal.

That makes me a noldie

i guess thats better than being moldie ...

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I am not new because I have had my band less than a year. I am not old because I haven't made it to goal.

That makes me a noldie

That's how you tell? Well damn! I am pre-newbie because I won't be banded until January! :faint:

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moldie works:rolleyes:tired:cry

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yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

sound familiar Wasa/Laurend?

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Are you walking about reptiles? :D

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yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

sound familiar Wasa/Laurend?

quote]

Are you walking about reptiles? :D

Crap. I mean talking not walking. Sheesh!

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Yes, prenewbie you are! You'll be so happy when you are a real newbie cause then you can ask questions.

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That's how you tell? Well damn! I am pre-newbie because I won't be banded until January! :faint:

Gotta change my catchy saying under my Avitar!

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yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

sound familiar Wasa/Laurend?

Damn, that made me snort! It's especially funny when the conversation that the person is referring to isn't even remotely about them. It's good for a laugh. :heh:

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yeah ... kinda reminds me of someone else ... "I SEE YOU POSTING BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING CAUSE YOU ARE ON IGNORE. LALALALALA"

I love "life is quieter now that I have "someone" on ignore" or "I had to ignore them because they just talk to hear themselves speak" (how that works when you actually TYPE what you are thinking, I don't know... But anyway)

Makes me wish that I had someone running after me, quoting every single thing I say.

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Damn, that made me snort! It's especially funny when the conversation that the person is referring to isn't even remotely about them. It's good for a laugh. :heh:

i figured that's why you were just chattin ... hilarious!!

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