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Where were your inspiring words of wisdom when my husband walked drunkenly up to me the day we met and stated, "Has anyone ever told you that you have big boobs?" :D

I know what you are all thinking! And no! You can't have him too!

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Where were your inspiring words of wisdom when my husband walked drunkenly up to me the day we met and stated, "Has anyone ever told you that you have big boobs?" :D

LMAO

My reply would have been "Has anyone ever told you you have a gigantic ass and gut to match?"

But I am a lady. So I would have probably just farted and walked away.

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**snort** tea thru nose

LMAO

My reply would have been "Has anyone ever told you you have a gigantic ass and gut to match?"

But I am a lady. So I would have probably just farted and walked away.

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LMAO

My reply would have been "Has anyone ever told you you have a gigantic ass and gut to match?"

But I am a lady. So I would have probably just farted and walked away.

ROTFLMAO!

I just stated the obvious: All the time. He then asked when we were going to go out. I then again stated the obvious: When you ask me. Im's off on Sundays. The rest is history!

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**snort** tea thru nose

Is your keyboard ok?

Just type

HFH;SHFSFHSD;FHSD;VN SDNVDL SZHFOUD;HFVSDHFVO'S

If it's not. And I will PM you a new one.

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**snort** tea thru nose

That's ok. Eat 1/4 cup and it will absorb the tea. :D

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Ohhh! I want Amy Winehouse hair!

Can we do 70s next? I do love my tie dye! :D

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Is your keyboard ok?

Just type

HFH;SHFSFHSD;FHSD;VN SDNVDL SZHFOUD;HFVSDHFVO'S

If it's not. And I will PM you a new one.

HFH;SHFSFHSD;FHSD;VN SDNVDL SZHFOUD;HFVSDHFVO'S

looks ok ...

pip

That's ok. Eat 1/4 cup and it will absorb the tea.

1/4 cup WHAT .... :think

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Can we do 70s next? I do love my tie dye! :D

Last time I dyed anything, despite the gloves I was wearing, I ended up with Smurf hands. Not cool.

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1/4 cup WHAT .... :think

ANYTHING YOU WANT SILLY! :heh:

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