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Nah, she's not mature enough.

Cents when? :D

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If I'm a newbie and I tp another newbie's house...that's ok right? As long as I stay away from you oldies? :D

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Right... and rum is a clear liquid. :D

***Writes down rum to remember to drink while on liquid diet because oldie said it was alright and oldie trumps doctor any day****

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If I'm a newbie and I tp another newbie's house...that's ok right? As long as I stay away from you oldies? :D

Hey Farmer....we could gang up and TP the oldies! :clap2:

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Pip: I'm soo in. Gotta roll out with the powered mashed taters too before the sprinklers start. hee hee hee

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I say so. That's why!

(Can we get a mod in here to lock this shit up now I have had my say? KTXBYE)

I know you are but what am I? :guess

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Pip: I'm soo in. Gotta roll out with the powered mashed taters too before the sprinklers start. hee hee hee

I've got plastic forks!!!!!!

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The HELL you say! It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE damnit!

Dude. Are you an "Oldie" or a "Know it all"? 'cause you gotta be one or the other (and preferably both) for it to be all about yyyyooouuuu!

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***Writes down rum to remember to drink while on liquid diet because oldie said it was alright and oldie trumps doctor any day****

Patting newbie on head...

Good newbie!

Check out yer trees noobs... they are all pretty-like now. We used CHARMIN! Only the best fer our pets!

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I'm game for harassing WasA first...and leave a bottle of rum on the doorstep. Gift from the new kids!

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Patting newbie on head...

Good newbie!

Check out yer trees noobs... they are all pretty-like now. We used CHARMIN! Only the best fer our pets!

I see the Charmin bear out there now taking a dump behind my tree!

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I'm game for harassing WasA first...and leave a bottle of rum on the doorstep. Gift from the new kids!

My drug of choice is tequila, but what the hey! :whoo:

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Dude. Are you an "Oldie" or a "Know it all"? 'cause you gotta be one or the other (and preferably both) for it to be all about yyyyooouuuu!

You I am an oldie, an old timer, I know bloody EVERYTHING, I am always right, there isn't anything in the world you can do about it and it is all freak'en about ME!

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