Joke Thread

[TrishS 3]

Hahahahahaha oh your head does look different LOL

[whippledaddy 5]

It shrunk from all the Water.< /p>

[TrishS 3]

hmmmm i need more Water lol

[Curley 0]

And you have a moustache!!!! LOL

What sort of bath have you been in??

[Iluvharleys 15]

Women's Ass Size Study"

*There is a new study just released by the American

Psychiatric Association about women and how they

feel about their asses!

*The results were pretty interesting:

*1. 85% of women think their ass is too big..

*2. 10% of women think their ass is too little...

*3. The other 5% say that they don't care, they love

him, he's a good man, and they would have married

him anyway!!!!

[donali 57]

If you accidentally drink bathwater, that bubble bath stuff sure does take care of some other band problems, if ya know what I mean.

No, my headaches better. I think. Yeah. It's better. Yup. Real good. I am headache free. Yes.

Don't be TOO committed to getting in your water! lol

Are you SURE, though, that your headache is gone? I could walk you through another feminine remedy... :devious

[HarleyNana 10]

Betty, that is toooo funny, but oh so true.

[whippledaddy 5]

don't know if I could survive another feminine remedy, Donali. Especially if it involves candles and Kenny G music.

[LisaMG 5]

LOL Greg...Hmm how much is that Viagra stuff?

I love this thread too! If I was witty at jokes I'de be posting too...y'all are doing great keep em coming pls!

[whippledaddy 5]

Lisa, why do you want to know the price of Viagra?

But, a word of warning. Always take your Viagra with lots of Water. I got one caught in my throat once. Had a stiff neck for nearly four hours.

[LisaMG 5]

Har Har Whipple...erumm ifin you need that one explained pls read the manual it's the second page from the last. It states that once banded be warned, you will have a spike in your sex drive! Hahahahah...and if you dont your an exception.

[leatha_g 4]

Hahahaha!

[NancySmiles 2]

I'LL DRINK TO THAT GREG!!! Water of course.....maybe.....LOL

N*

:banana :banana :banana

[Rebeccalee 2]

Greg, none of us have floppy drives anymore! Silly boy!

[TrishS 3]

Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,

you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee Beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one