Good "stories" for why you're on liquids

[ma08 7]

Hi all,

My procedure is coming up and like everyone I will be on liquid and then on purees etc. I have chosen not to tell many people about the procedure and I am expecting questioning for why i am only consuming liquids and not eating - and of course the pureed food etc. Also, celebrations are coming up where food is the centre and i would like to have a good "excuse" for not eating let alone indulging - not eating can be extremely offensive to some as i'm sure many of you can relate to.

Could you share some good stories/excuses/reasons that you have told people when they question your "meal" (i.e.: just broth) choices?

Thank you!