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Hello world - I'm back!!!

Get your questions rolling in...

I kinda feel like there's some questions what need some answerin'...

Don't get your bits all bunched with bannings and the like..

Come see the doctor...

He'll make everything alllllllllright!!!

Ladies and gentlemen -

THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!

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Actually, I might go for a shower first...

Yeah...

So, ummmmm...

Yeah...

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Welcome back. A little excitement was happening on BP these last few days, but nothing that "the doctor" can't fix.

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That's precisely why the doctor has returned...

He feels that some lightening up should take place..

And let's face it - the doctor is the man to facilitate such lightening...

So bring your questions common-folk...

No problem too big...

None too small...

Remember - the doctor knows stuff!!!**

**The doctor really knows nothing.

He's pretty much full of sh*t..

But you all know that...

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I just want to see sure I do it right my BMI is 43

That's precisely why the doctor has returned...

He feels that some lightening up should take place..

And let's face it - the doctor is the man to facilitate such lightening...

So bring your questions common-folk...

No problem too big...

None too small...

Remember - the doctor knows stuff!!!**

**The doctor really knows nothing.

He's pretty much full of sh*t..

But you all know that...

Quit picking on the Dr

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All I have to say is....

Doctor doctor give me the news. I got a bad case of loooving you!! :lol:

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All I have to say is........

you try to take my jalapeno Cheetos and you'll get yer arse beat......oldschool beating, too.

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OMG, how did you know about my CHEETOS! I hid them behind my Swedish Fish and pizza so no one could see them.

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So I'm pre op and I've been practicing eating right I have Protein shakes and I'm good then at late night I'm so hungry I want everything.....Last night it was goldfish......I hope I can control this after surgery ........

Sent from my N9132 using the BariatricPal App

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When I start my pre op liquid diet am I just supposed to drink five 11oz shakes a day and thats it?

Pretty much. A few pre-op diets allow for popsicles, Jello, and/or one small "lean and green" meal. Of course mine was all liquids, rough but I survived. You will too.

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Thanks for lightening the mood :)

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Hey doc...you can have the Cheetos...I have discovered ParmCrisps!!! lol

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Glad you're back!!!! Let the fun begin!

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