Here's your sign...

[highfunctioningfatman 2,675]

Back in the bad old days, that would have been a sign of a different sort. And, I was an expert at one handed removal. But I have reformed since then. Just ask Mrs. LittleBill.

I am quite skilled in that area too

It's all fun and games until they turn the tables on you and wear one of those clasp-in-the-front bras!

Those are the best! Those when released put a smile on my face like a safe cracker getting their first glimpse of the jewels

[OKCPirate 5,323]

Used to be my pants wore out where my upper thigh(s) met. Now they fray at the bottom because I lost so much of my backside. It's cheaper to buy new jeans than get them hemmed.

[ShelterDog64 2,364]

My sign was when I went to see a surgeon to evaluate another issue I had and the triage nurse asked if I was there for the bariatric pathway.

I cried for a day then called and told her she was on to something.