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Hey Stingy...

Just got to thinking....

Who is going to FEED you in your bubble that you won't share that will have the pee thing figured out soon?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????????

Who eats any more? I mean everything is so dammed toxic!

:Humpfh:

Any way my bubble designer (my DH) says my bubble will have an air lock. Apparently I will have a portable toilet in the air lock that will be removed and sterilised by my slaves, I mean, my family. The will also serve me organic bubble grown food, and double filtered spring Water through the air lock.

Apparently it will also be sound proof.

And locked from the outside.

:pound:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Okay, I gotta do it...

I'm selling the key. Highest bidder!

I think you would have to pry it from my DH's cold dead hands. He wants to make sure I stay in there a LONG time!! :help:

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ROTFLMAO.... o.k. who decided it needed to be locked? YOU or you DH or the KIDS!

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ROTFLMAO.... o.k. who decided it needed to be locked? YOU or you DH or the KIDS!

:confused:

DH! The sod! Claims that the damage I am doing to his bank account is toxic to his environment!

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True, especially if the bubble is made of latex. :D

Ya, there we go again with another issue. MY DD allergic to latex so what do I do for her? And now you talk of toxic pee...lol....

I think we should all run away and becoem mermaids under the ocean, eat only kelp and drink only purfied pixie Water that we find across the shores....becaue anything made by a pixie is SAFE right?? It has to be it's magic.....much like that book maybe??

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Oh no, Pixies are really very vicious and dirty creatures. We wouldn't want their Water.

And have you seen our shorelines? Ewwww.

But maybe the Book will show us the way.

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See... those were things I was wondering about. For example, my nuteritonist reccomended diet soft drinks... and artifical sweetners instead of suger/honey. But I've been wondering if the chemical alternative really is better. And I was sure that honey had some really good properties to it.

(I just felt like I'm not exactly in a position to question that while I'm at a crucial part of teh weight loss.)

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Oh no, Pixies are really very vicious and dirty creatures. We wouldn't want their Water.

And have you seen our shorelines? Ewwww.

But maybe the Book will show us the way.

MAN---hopes dashed again....what to do, what to do????

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